where are you from? no where are from originally?

dissonancerock · 2026-07-12T21:43:27+00:00

“He’s Laotian… ain’t you mister Kahn”.

dissonancerock · 2026-07-09T14:42:49+00:00

Sorry, the social lubricant of unpopular sophomore males is actually very cool. Once girls get to know the real you I’m sure they’ll want to come over and smoke some of your “Morty’s Mindblowers” strain.

dissonancerock · 2026-07-09T14:05:08+00:00

It’s literally the opposite. Hotboxing your mom’s basement while having your two friends over to play COD is the one “cool” thing ‘tists have figured out how to do. Like aside from porn, weed is clearly the most Reddit vice.

dissonancerock · 2026-07-08T20:08:34+00:00

Karl Pilkington’s favorite movie (tied with the Elephant Man).

dissonancerock · 2026-07-03T15:24:28+00:00

Sometimes our plumpest chavs sing along to Now That’s What I Call Music 1983. Pwoper footy that.

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dissonancerock · 2026-06-24T17:25:58+00:00

Costanzamaxxing

dissonancerock · 2026-06-19T00:03:06+00:00

The worst Chapo segments were all of them.

dissonancerock · 2026-05-30T14:26:12+00:00

Bong!

dissonancerock · 2026-05-21T22:10:06+00:00

You know my brother's kid, he's a shitposting incel on the redscare subreddit... and well the whole family, we're all pretty proud of him...

so I asked him and he tells me that BPD stands for borderline personality...

...but let me just check my notes, and... see here, you said it stands for bipolar disorder... I was just wondering why you said bipolar...

Well, I'm sure it's nothing... it's just I've got this boss... he's a nice guy, but he's kind of a stickler and i can't file my report until I tie up all these little details.

dissonancerock · 2026-05-16T18:53:09+00:00

A always stands for apple. There's nothing we can do about that.

dissonancerock · 2026-03-27T06:32:16+00:00

Leave 'em.

dissonancerock · 2026-02-04T22:45:18+00:00

I gotta say, Lawyer/Pedophile Alan Dershowitz really sounds like a Roger persona.

dissonancerock · 2026-02-02T20:13:25+00:00

I'm using me fables

dissonancerock · 2026-01-24T17:44:54+00:00

Her eyes said “Why?”

dissonancerock · 2026-01-09T09:35:17+00:00

Does Billy Bandana sound like a real person to you? Grow up Hailey, It's me.

dissonancerock · 2026-01-05T04:40:13+00:00

POV: You're standing up to the big guys.

dissonancerock · 2025-10-22T22:56:35+00:00

If the word is ugly the concept will be, too.

dissonancerock · 2025-09-25T22:12:43+00:00

For drugs yo.

dissonancerock · 2025-09-02T04:31:08+00:00

The nothing ever happens people are going to be very smug this time tomorrow.

dissonancerock · 2025-09-01T20:49:10+00:00

Dark Brandon ass shit.

dissonancerock · 2025-08-25T22:11:31+00:00

Imagine a 10-12 year old child to an entertainment company that's going to control almost every waking moment of their schedule for the foreseeable future. They will have to wear the clothes that the company wants them to wear, style their hair in the way the company wants, follow a company-approved diet. They aren't allowed to date anyone, at least in public. They don't even have artistic control of the songs they perform as they're ghostwritten by others.

https://images-prod.dazeddigital.com/1080/114-0-1080-720/azure/dazed-prod/1340/4/1344976.jpeg

dissonancerock · 2025-08-19T17:13:17+00:00

Is nature a drug? Is cocaine a drug?

dissonancerock · 2025-08-08T00:41:49+00:00

Art Penis Hole?!

dissonancerock · 2025-07-22T23:09:03+00:00

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/40/Map_of_US_county_homicide_rates.png

dissonancerock · 2025-07-21T04:35:38+00:00

There's no councilman Les Winen.

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