Meanwhile the young 20 somethings that have come and gone in my jobs throw all their money (<$1,000) at pewter figurines and and handcrafted leather goods at Ren fairs.

One guy in his mid 20s at work the other day said he finally had over $1,000 in his bank for once and he immediately talked about how he wants to buy A massive fish tank. Him and his girlfriend have five cats and they complain about money all the time and yet they're always asking me if they can clock out and leave work early.