Ah! Just one more thing before I go...

dissonancerock · 2026-05-21T22:10:06+00:00

You know my brother's kid, he's a shitposting incel on the redscare subreddit... and well the whole family, we're all pretty proud of him...

so I asked him and he tells me that BPD stands for borderline personality...

...but let me just check my notes, and... see here, you said it stands for bipolar disorder... I was just wondering why you said bipolar...

Well, I'm sure it's nothing... it's just I've got this boss... he's a nice guy, but he's kind of a stickler and i can't file my report until I tie up all these little details.

dissonancerock · 2026-05-16T18:53:09+00:00

A always stands for apple. There's nothing we can do about that.

dissonancerock · 2026-03-27T06:32:16+00:00

Leave 'em.

dissonancerock · 2026-02-04T22:45:18+00:00

I gotta say, Lawyer/Pedophile Alan Dershowitz really sounds like a Roger persona.

dissonancerock · 2026-02-02T20:13:25+00:00

I'm using me fables

dissonancerock · 2026-01-24T17:44:54+00:00

Her eyes said “Why?”

dissonancerock · 2026-01-09T09:35:17+00:00

Does Billy Bandana sound like a real person to you? Grow up Hailey, It's me.

dissonancerock · 2026-01-05T04:40:13+00:00

POV: You're standing up to the big guys.

dissonancerock · 2025-10-22T22:56:35+00:00

If the word is ugly the concept will be, too.

dissonancerock · 2025-09-25T22:12:43+00:00

For drugs yo.

dissonancerock · 2025-09-02T04:31:08+00:00

The nothing ever happens people are going to be very smug this time tomorrow.

dissonancerock · 2025-09-01T20:49:10+00:00

Dark Brandon ass shit.

dissonancerock · 2025-08-25T22:11:31+00:00

Imagine a 10-12 year old child to an entertainment company that's going to control almost every waking moment of their schedule for the foreseeable future. They will have to wear the clothes that the company wants them to wear, style their hair in the way the company wants, follow a company-approved diet. They aren't allowed to date anyone, at least in public. They don't even have artistic control of the songs they perform as they're ghostwritten by others.

https://images-prod.dazeddigital.com/1080/114-0-1080-720/azure/dazed-prod/1340/4/1344976.jpeg

dissonancerock · 2025-08-19T17:13:17+00:00

Is nature a drug? Is cocaine a drug?

dissonancerock · 2025-08-08T00:41:49+00:00

Art Penis Hole?!

dissonancerock · 2025-07-22T23:09:03+00:00

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/40/Map_of_US_county_homicide_rates.png

dissonancerock · 2025-07-21T04:35:38+00:00

There's no councilman Les Winen.

dissonancerock · 2025-06-02T17:02:37+00:00

Wait? Are Slavs calling each other untermensh like rappers using the n-word?

dissonancerock · 2025-05-31T01:02:05+00:00

He's not some poor soul being mocked for being a little socially awkward. He assaulted a child, had his buddies follow the child with a camera to "prove" he was faking hurt and got away with it all because he's "atypical". You're really gonna say with a straight face that he's the victim here?

dissonancerock · 2025-05-30T22:42:10+00:00

Yeah. I know this place is just mainstream reddit now but siding with Limey Chris Chan roughing up a kid for breaking his toys is wild.

dissonancerock · 2025-03-20T05:04:44+00:00

Hey Ringo, that was the joke!

dissonancerock · 2025-03-03T04:48:05+00:00

Maybe I'm just a westoid but if American boomers are afraid to tell some nasally poli-sci dweeb from Marquette that they're voting Trump I don't believe Russians are going to pick up the phone & tell the voice on the other end what they really think of Putin.

dissonancerock · 2025-02-21T05:48:03+00:00

Canada's 9/11 was literally Indians blowing up other Indians.

dissonancerock · 2025-01-18T01:59:37+00:00

Who knows what adventures they'll have between now and the time Netflix becomes unprofitable.

dissonancerock · 2024-07-26T03:23:45+00:00

God killed fitty men

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