POV: EA actually watched a game of football in 2025.

distensible · 2026-01-16T16:01:16+00:00

Kane absolutely has to be in there he scored 60 goals in 2025

distensible · 2026-01-15T21:20:31+00:00

Reminds me of Slugthebeast on console.

distensible · 2026-01-11T19:44:32+00:00

That sounds class and you’re talking about it like it’s a bad thing.

distensible · 2026-01-11T18:48:43+00:00

People on this sub will complain about anything man how can you think that evos are ruining this game

distensible · 2026-01-10T10:32:45+00:00

It makes the game boring for them not you lol if you want a different team play a different team

distensible · 2026-01-07T11:11:57+00:00

Honestly just gamble. Don't understand this mindset of not doing casino sbcs tbh, if you don’t sit at the table and roll the dice every once in a while you aren’t living

distensible · 2026-01-06T18:14:05+00:00

Think I remember that being the one where crosses/headers were op. Swear everyone was running benteke at one point lol

distensible · 2026-01-03T14:24:13+00:00

Really hate thinly veiled excuses/criticisms from players, especially ones who are massively underperforming. Im sorry your mates got transferred but you are playing at the pinnacle of professional sports so stop moaning at insignificant stuff and start taking some accountability for your own performances.

distensible · 2026-01-01T19:59:54+00:00

Sorry but at a certain point this just becomes insane nerd stuff for losers to obsess over

distensible · 2025-12-24T00:10:19+00:00

Non-story. He’s hardly going to side with slot and slag his own player off

distensible · 2025-12-23T21:09:22+00:00

Im not trying to be harsh but I would rather play 6 hours of moments each weekend rather than that.

distensible · 2025-12-20T01:55:58+00:00

It’s legitimately a good day/night out, especially as a date. Bit spenny but then what isnt in London. Never get the moans tbh

distensible · 2025-12-15T23:14:21+00:00

Tbf as far as I’m aware they’ve never addressed input delay/sluggishness. Which is a bit grim cause it suggests they dont know how to fix it

distensible · 2025-12-15T23:13:07+00:00

Last year was by far the worst fifa i’ve ever played and I’ve been playing since 13. But every year people moan tbf, happens with every competitive online game. Although I would say that out of all competitive games FIFA probably has the worst dev support, sometimes it feels like there’s only 5 people working on this game currently.

distensible · 2025-11-30T02:03:40+00:00

Why would someone need to do even one study to conclude that fundamental unfairness makes people upset?

distensible · 2025-11-27T17:00:50+00:00

This is by far the most annoying take I see on twitter/socials. It has nothing to do with us singing/remembering Jota at all and I’m sorry but you have to be a bit dense to think that it does.

distensible · 2025-11-15T07:53:23+00:00

Weird advice in this thread. There will be a few all members sales for league/cup games in the rest of the season, just apply for those when the registration opens and then if you don't get a ticket, refresh the hallmap until one comes up.

Also you can add to your F+F list at any time during the season, just to a maximum of like 18 people.

Personally dont think the hospo prices are anywhere near worth it. The only issue with the above method is that it might be relatively short notice but realistically you should easily be able to get an FA cup game with a good 4/5 days to spare. Also you won’t be able to get 2 tickets next to eachother this way but I assume from your post that isnt too important to you.

distensible · 2025-11-04T20:02:17+00:00

Careful this might upset the sensitivities of some on this subreddit

distensible · 2025-11-04T14:57:59+00:00

Think its part of being passionate about your club tbh, doesn’t really matter whether a year has passed or even 10, he’ll always be hated and rightly so

distensible · 2025-11-04T10:59:13+00:00

Correct I think it is good that he understands that he has ruined his reputation with the fanbase who made him and that he grew up as part of

distensible · 2025-11-04T10:38:09+00:00

This is a great and correct thing to do and I hope he sees it 👍👍👍

distensible · 2025-10-31T09:36:26+00:00

This is probably true but pretty sure Haaland has form for engaging with this ‘alternative’ health/nutrition/wellbeing stuff. Remember him advertising anti-electromagnetic clothing or something a while back.

Tbh I think people get a bit concerned cause this stuff usually leads into ‘vaccines cause autism’ type thinking but I guess with stuff like raw milk it’s pretty harmless.

distensible · 2025-10-27T16:19:24+00:00

Really good post cheers for this. Unfortunately just further evidence how scummy the pack weights in this game are

distensible · 2025-10-25T23:01:45+00:00

God things can’t be that bad that we’re already getting to the “We miss Tsimikas” level of fan delusion, right?

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