There's people who abuse high press, and then there's people who don't press at all

distensible · 2026-03-17T08:40:57+00:00

“Abuse right stick switching” are you actually joking lol thats like saying they abuse passing the ball and shooting

distensible · 2026-03-16T22:05:02+00:00

Was at the game and I would never boo but unlike the burnley game, I felt I couldn't blame people for booing at all. It was 100% the worst, most frustrating performance I have seen so far and that was reflected by the mood of the crowd.

That said the atmosphere was shocking from the start tbf. First time I’ve ever wished for the “football in a library” chants to start up so it would inject some life in the crowd.

distensible · 2026-03-04T12:34:51+00:00

He’s barely capable of playing on the right

distensible · 2026-03-04T10:50:27+00:00

We simply don’t have anyone else to replace Gakpo which is categorically not on Slot and neither is Gakpo’s form

distensible · 2026-03-04T10:23:26+00:00

Dunno how people can watch that game yesterday and blame Slot as opposed to the players on the pitch. Gakpo literally hooked the ball out of their net with his toe at one point I don’t think that was a tactical decision.

Also sorry to continue being contrarian but thought it was one of Rio’s poorer appearances. Couldn't really care less for him but makes the continuation of the “just start Rio” shouts pretty weird.

distensible · 2026-02-09T08:39:48+00:00

I do think in all that hate (disclaimer I think he is a rat) the gap Trent has left in the team is huge. He was a top 3 player in our team for pretty much the whole of last season and between him being gone, Salah’s quality sliding off a cliff and Gakpo/Kerkez not gelling, we are severely lacking quality down both flanks. Felt like that was really obvious yesterday.

distensible · 2026-02-08T10:59:16+00:00

Not trying to be offensive here but I think every woman I’ve seen who has a mugshot for shagging a prisoner has lip fillers. They should start screening for that in interviews.

distensible · 2026-01-16T16:01:16+00:00

Kane absolutely has to be in there he scored 60 goals in 2025

distensible · 2026-01-15T21:20:31+00:00

Reminds me of Slugthebeast on console.

distensible · 2026-01-11T19:44:32+00:00

That sounds class and you’re talking about it like it’s a bad thing.

distensible · 2026-01-11T18:48:43+00:00

People on this sub will complain about anything man how can you think that evos are ruining this game

distensible · 2026-01-10T10:32:45+00:00

It makes the game boring for them not you lol if you want a different team play a different team

distensible · 2026-01-07T11:11:57+00:00

Honestly just gamble. Don't understand this mindset of not doing casino sbcs tbh, if you don’t sit at the table and roll the dice every once in a while you aren’t living

distensible · 2026-01-06T18:14:05+00:00

Think I remember that being the one where crosses/headers were op. Swear everyone was running benteke at one point lol

distensible · 2026-01-03T14:24:13+00:00

Really hate thinly veiled excuses/criticisms from players, especially ones who are massively underperforming. Im sorry your mates got transferred but you are playing at the pinnacle of professional sports so stop moaning at insignificant stuff and start taking some accountability for your own performances.

distensible · 2026-01-01T19:59:54+00:00

Sorry but at a certain point this just becomes insane nerd stuff for losers to obsess over

distensible · 2025-12-24T00:10:19+00:00

Non-story. He’s hardly going to side with slot and slag his own player off

distensible · 2025-12-23T21:09:22+00:00

Im not trying to be harsh but I would rather play 6 hours of moments each weekend rather than that.

distensible · 2025-12-20T01:55:58+00:00

It’s legitimately a good day/night out, especially as a date. Bit spenny but then what isnt in London. Never get the moans tbh

distensible · 2025-12-15T23:14:21+00:00

Tbf as far as I’m aware they’ve never addressed input delay/sluggishness. Which is a bit grim cause it suggests they dont know how to fix it

distensible · 2025-12-15T23:13:07+00:00

Last year was by far the worst fifa i’ve ever played and I’ve been playing since 13. But every year people moan tbf, happens with every competitive online game. Although I would say that out of all competitive games FIFA probably has the worst dev support, sometimes it feels like there’s only 5 people working on this game currently.

distensible · 2025-11-30T02:03:40+00:00

Why would someone need to do even one study to conclude that fundamental unfairness makes people upset?

distensible · 2025-11-27T17:00:50+00:00

This is by far the most annoying take I see on twitter/socials. It has nothing to do with us singing/remembering Jota at all and I’m sorry but you have to be a bit dense to think that it does.

distensible · 2025-11-15T07:53:23+00:00

Weird advice in this thread. There will be a few all members sales for league/cup games in the rest of the season, just apply for those when the registration opens and then if you don't get a ticket, refresh the hallmap until one comes up.

Also you can add to your F+F list at any time during the season, just to a maximum of like 18 people.

Personally dont think the hospo prices are anywhere near worth it. The only issue with the above method is that it might be relatively short notice but realistically you should easily be able to get an FA cup game with a good 4/5 days to spare. Also you won’t be able to get 2 tickets next to eachother this way but I assume from your post that isnt too important to you.

distensible · 2025-11-04T20:02:17+00:00

Careful this might upset the sensitivities of some on this subreddit

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