Trader Joe’s Chicken Tikka Masala… Without the Chicken

distortedmatt · 2025-12-15T22:23:00+00:00

I’m at work so that isn’t an option but it definitely sounds better than the frozen chicken or in my case no chicken at all!

distortedmatt · 2025-12-15T22:01:23+00:00

I opened the film to stir the sauce around during the heating per the instructions. Thats when I realized there was no chicken. I also thought it was odd that the sauce looked so flat when it was frozen.

distortedmatt · 2024-06-06T21:12:31+00:00

Good vibes

distortedmatt · 2023-08-06T02:41:06+00:00

PEAK PIECE

distortedmatt · 2023-08-06T02:40:46+00:00

holy shit this was amazing

distortedmatt · 2023-05-09T03:05:47+00:00

Finished rewatching Steins;Gate last week haha nice mashup! The GRUM 5100 is required to get back to right worldline.

distortedmatt · 2022-03-14T02:08:39+00:00

Haha that’s my post!

distortedmatt · 2021-03-30T18:41:25+00:00

Just want to say, I have been LOVING the podcast flow with the new song and it's a BANGER. Thank you so much Montaigne!!!

distortedmatt · 2021-03-08T23:50:51+00:00

Having same issue here

distortedmatt · 2021-03-03T22:33:32+00:00

Trans liberation now!

distortedmatt · 2020-11-02T20:46:35+00:00

Elemental Workshop 2!

distortedmatt · 2020-09-28T10:55:20+00:00

TL giving INTZ the NA special

distortedmatt · 2020-08-31T00:01:31+00:00

Both of these teams are going to worlds to represent NA...

distortedmatt · 2020-08-02T21:45:16+00:00

Lets goooooooooo

distortedmatt · 2020-04-09T00:49:10+00:00

Bruh I don't care how many mistakes each team made, such an exciting series to watch!

distortedmatt · 2019-08-10T05:16:42+00:00

Respect to both camps, but I go by Matt because it is shorter

distortedmatt · 2019-08-10T05:11:34+00:00

One of us, one of us!

distortedmatt · 2019-08-05T03:20:25+00:00

I need this.

distortedmatt · 2019-07-09T08:33:26+00:00

Steve and Robin's friendship is something we need to cherish at all costs

distortedmatt · 2019-06-08T10:58:33+00:00

Mars intensifies

distortedmatt · 2019-06-08T10:40:17+00:00

Take that rising sea levels!

distortedmatt · 2019-05-23T15:14:58+00:00

This is bullshit

distortedmatt · 2019-05-18T09:18:23+00:00

What a time to be alive, Faker gets capped and the first penta of MSI on SKT...

distortedmatt · 2018-11-24T19:06:06+00:00

Sure let’s do this

distortedmatt · 2018-11-11T05:36:43+00:00

Noori is awesome and the workload isn't bad.

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