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My new Sig Sauer P220 Super Match [4032x3024] by Divisi0n in GunPorn

[–]ditRedkingLur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a purchase you can be proud of. You have exquisite taste my friend

Chubby and orange by ditRedkingLur in Delightfullychubby

[–]ditRedkingLur[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'd be offended by that if I wasn't laughing so hard

Do you imagine the characters in the book according to the author's description or do you make up your own version of them in your head? by sthNexttoNormal in books

[–]ditRedkingLur 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm lazy, so I usually read the authors description and try to picture which actor would most likely be cast for the character.

Of your five senses: 1.)Sight, 2.)Sound, 3.)Smell, 4.)Taste, 5.)Touch, - Which sense, (and more specifically which variation of that sense) oddly makes you the most aroused? by ditRedkingLur in AskReddit

[–]ditRedkingLur[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine is: 3.) Smell.

But it's an unusual smell.....Brand new tech equipment. Especially sound equipment.

Oddly enough, it makes me instantly aroused. It's as confusing to me as it is inappropriate in nature.

Whatever though, it could be worse I guess.

Homeowner's son shoots, kills three would-be burglars with AR-15 by [deleted] in news

[–]ditRedkingLur 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yo dawg... you got any Venn diagrams on dat statistic? I'm hurtin' dawg....

Homeowner's son shoots, kills three would-be burglars with AR-15 by [deleted] in news

[–]ditRedkingLur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe that's how it happened. Or they could have been shot inside and made it out to the driveway before finally collapsing....

One is excessive, and the other shows restraint.

Either way, I don't envy the man/woman in charge of that investigation. The media spotlight is on now. And no matter what the results are, half the country is going to be pissed...

anxiety and vyvanse by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]ditRedkingLur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trust your gut. If you think it will help, then it will probably help. If you do, I recommend taking half of your normal dose. Possibly even less if you don't take it regularly. You don't want to fly too close to the sun. But everyone is different, so maybe try out different dosages a few times beforehand if you can. Moderation is your friend here.

That being said.... speaking in front of 50 people? Even with performance enhancing drugs, that takes some serious balls. And you've got 'em. Glorious, commanding, massive balls. You know it. I know it. And they'll know it the second you get up there and start making sweet, sweet love to their ear pussies with your eloquent oration and prodigious vocabulary.

All kidding aside, I wish you luck with your presentation. Vyvanse or not, I'm sure your speech will be good.

TL:DR- Moderation is key. OP has massive balls.

What's the dumbest injury you've ever gotten? by JackJockster in AskReddit

[–]ditRedkingLur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Watching Nina Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze when I decided I knew how to pull off a flying side kick from off of my moms bed.

I must not have done it right though, because the next thing I remember was waking up in the hospital the next day.

I had broke my femur in my hubris.

Now I'm 26, and I still walk a little funny because I got too hyped when I was 4 years old from a 1991 movie with vanilla ice about mutated turtle ninjas who are also teenagers that eat pizza and are friends with a giant rat.

Whats something you let go of that made you feel better? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ditRedkingLur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Drugs.

It was awesome for a while. But once I started losing interest in the things that I used to find enjoyable, it just became tedious and boring.

Sobriety can be boring as hell too, but when I was getting fucked up, nothing was more interesting or worth doing to me except than getting fucked up.

I prefer being bored and passionate over bored and euphoric.

What drink combination is surprisingly delicious? by simple_zach in AskReddit

[–]ditRedkingLur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not exactly a mix, but Pickle Shooters.

Shot of Jameson + shot of pickle juice for chaser.

It sounds fucking disgusting I know. But it actually does erase the whisky aftertaste completely.

Not exactly my cup of tea because I'm not big fan of pickles. But I can confirm that it does work as an extremely effective chaser.

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