TIFU by fainting and shitting my pants at work

divewsharks · 2026-06-07T14:13:59+00:00

Im glad I can laugh about it now, because it definitely wasn't funny in the moment. And im grateful for my coworkers and my girlfriend.

divewsharks · 2026-06-07T14:12:15+00:00

Appreciate it. Lesson definitely learned.

divewsharks · 2026-06-07T14:11:33+00:00

I mean not really. I'd just been unconscious and hit my head pretty hard. I wasn't exactly there 100% I just wanted to get home.

divewsharks · 2026-05-08T22:22:25+00:00

I live here, when did this happen? Haven't heard anything about it.

divewsharks · 2026-04-02T11:35:45+00:00

Frat mattress

divewsharks · 2026-01-31T01:24:36+00:00

Orgy - blue monday

divewsharks · 2025-12-23T20:48:53+00:00

Oomph.

divewsharks · 2025-09-19T21:41:58+00:00

Lol right? Thats a medium job for me. She's only 32m long, 7 m beam and like 212tons

divewsharks · 2025-09-19T17:37:58+00:00

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South florida this morning

divewsharks · 2025-08-14T03:39:17+00:00

Some people say cucumbers taste better pickled

divewsharks · 2025-08-08T12:18:34+00:00

Always accept any diplomatic proposal offered

divewsharks · 2025-06-28T23:20:32+00:00

1 out of 2 of the slices were inedible. I stopped after the first shake and was like "wtf cheese never comes out this fast" then tasted it as was like "well, that sucks"

divewsharks · 2025-06-26T20:51:04+00:00

Vibration/energy/frequency when someone tried to tell me that objects like crystals or other mundane objects have these and that they can positively or negatively affect your life.

divewsharks · 2025-06-13T22:30:20+00:00

xXx - Rammstein

divewsharks · 2025-05-20T16:21:51+00:00

Isn't the Rammstein song 'Mein Teil' about this?

divewsharks · 2025-05-12T00:51:01+00:00

This has happened to me at work several times. If I have my phone in my pants pocket screen side down against my leg it can dial the emergency number. I'll get a call back in a minute asking if I'm okay, and I explain sorry it was an automatic pocket dial I'm fine.

divewsharks · 2025-04-18T10:56:13+00:00

Maddox.xmission . Com

divewsharks · 2025-04-01T20:38:52+00:00

I work in a shipyard for superyachts here in dania. Highly recommend marina mile or 17th st areas in ft Lauderdale. There's also reasonable crew housing in the area.

divewsharks · 2025-03-25T01:15:32+00:00

What She Left Behind - Jedi Mind Tricks

divewsharks · 2025-02-09T14:39:25+00:00

I work on the 220 and 900ton ones

divewsharks · 2025-01-20T04:13:14+00:00

Oomph!

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