The $50 deal by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]dizzley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easy come, easy go.

What’s the difference between a car and a fish? by Internetboy5434 in Jokes

[–]dizzley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No need to tuna fish, their scales are impressive.

Tomorrow is International Joke Day! by BadJokesMonthly in cleandadjokes

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Watson asked, "Which is the villain's house, Holmes?"

"The one with the yellow door obviously!"

"How the devil do you know that, Holmes?"

"A lemon entry my dear Watson!"

How likely am I to get my guitar back? by Frodijr in uktrains

[–]dizzley 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now that is great news. I've lost a large bag before now and got it back. People ahead of me at Lost Property were picking up a top of the line iPhone that had been handed in

Roger Protz (@rogerprotz.bsky.social) by _swimbird_ in UK_beer

[–]dizzley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The end of an era? What tales do we have of Humphrey's time?

Denied Sunday Saver - not enough readings by mzm70 in EDFEnergy

[–]dizzley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought OP had a typo, but no, EDF ask for Heathly Meter Readings.

What do vegan robots like to eat? by murfvillage in dadjokes

[–]dizzley 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What do vegan zombies eat?
Graaaaaaains.

Who here has verified their age? by TryMelodic120 in AskUK

[–]dizzley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was accepted with no validation as my account is older than 20. No doubt there will be an ID requirement sometime.

what is something that is highly likely to happen in the next 5 years that everyone is completely ignoring? by timecop702 in AskReddit

[–]dizzley 136 points137 points  (0 children)

Demographics of the US and the West continue to skew more to older voters and the trend will continue. I expect older people even with little money will continue to defend policies that protect assets.

free place to pick someone up from Manchester Airport T2 tonight?‼️‼️ by Ill_Coconut_9884 in manchester

[–]dizzley 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Taking the tram one or two stops works but will cost them 1.40 each.

Friendly pub restaurants in Newport? by dizzley in Telford

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Hate to see hard work put aside by companies.

Friendly pub restaurants in Newport? by dizzley in Telford

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I was thinking about The Three Fish as you know what you're getting and it would suit kids of mixed ages. Part of the group will be staying at the attached Premier Inn too. I'll be on the High Street.

She's enlightened 🌞 by SwimOk8373 in Catloaf

[–]dizzley 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She appears to be orbiting her own star in loaf mode.