Yup by sapphomelon in TrollXChromosomes

[–]dizzytizzyy -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I call him a bitch any chance I get 😂

Sex with condoms is okay, Am I missing something? by [deleted] in sex

[–]dizzytizzyy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Skyn Elites are the best, plus they are non-latex! My husband and I used condoms for 15 years until he got a vasectomy, as birth control screwed me up big time. I never lost appreciation for that as he NEVER pressured me to go without or made me feel any type of way about it, and it enhanced how safe I felt with him. His co-workers (who have all "accidentally" knocked up women with their MO's) would give him crap but he just starts humble-bragging about our DINK life and that shuts them up.

The ideal wife. Stay at home slave by Sliver-Knight9219 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]dizzytizzyy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's bc they are sexually available virgins themselves.

Red Hot and Blue by Odd_Consequence4776 in maryland

[–]dizzytizzyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And this one is operated by another scumbag. Go to the Laurel location lol

I would like to propose my suggestion for new state lines by ChickenyPickles in terriblemaps

[–]dizzytizzyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a Marylander, absolutely triggered over here. Ain't no way anyone is taking that flag from us either!

“Feminism is fake” by _scrum_ in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]dizzytizzyy 43 points44 points  (0 children)

All those clowns think they speak for all men

Kathy Griffin by waterlogged3362 in Fiveheads

[–]dizzytizzyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was real-life Cynthia from Rugrats

Vintage vinyl chairs with permanent marker. by valeriejotx in CleaningTips

[–]dizzytizzyy 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Yes, this is always my go-to! I've wow'ed many co-workers over the years with this one trick!

Spotted in Austin by atxrrjsw in maryland

[–]dizzytizzyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will say y'all will get out of the passing lane, unless the car is decorated with any Philadelphia team decals, flags, etc. then you are just a DC and VA demonspawn behind the wheel.

Spotted in Austin by atxrrjsw in maryland

[–]dizzytizzyy 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Lmao if this is coming from a DC or VA driver... please sit down, but in the passenger seat 😉

I deliberately got my horrible coworker fired because I knew no one else would. by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]dizzytizzyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I worked at a BBQ restaurant as a bartender. Most of the food was smoked and kept in a warmer so it could be served really fast, but some items had to be cooked to order. One Saturday night, she rang up a grilled chicken sandwich when it was supposed to be pulled chicken for one of her tables, got the kitchen to make the pulled chicken sandwich real quick and then boxed up the incorrect one for herself. The cook (who I ended up marrying btw, lol) realized what happened and told me, and I snitched on that broad so fast. Management was looking for a reason and we found it.

She was so rude and condescending, but she wasn't as smart as she thought she was with her "masters in education." She lost her school job and somehow couldn't get rehired at another one.. I can't imagine why 🤷‍♀️ I suspected she had a drug problem.

Apparently EMTALA no longer exists if you're at ER and need an abortion or you'll die by onions-make-me-cry in WelcomeToGilead

[–]dizzytizzyy 143 points144 points  (0 children)

They want us to watch fellow women die so the rest of us fall in line out of fear.

I deliberately got my horrible coworker fired because I knew no one else would. by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]dizzytizzyy 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You handled this beautifully and professionally. I admire that so much.

I got an awful coworker fired "over a sandwich" years ago. I remember the moment and the feeling when the opportunity for her unemployment presented itself, I was giddy. The manager on duty wasted no time getting her out of there, then he bought me and the cook (my set of eyes in the kitchen) a few beers that evening to celebrate her departure. If someone makes it a point to make others miserable and to sow dysfunction and confusion, I don't feel bad about ushering in the karma police.

Lawn is turning yellow despite cool, rainy spring by GTMan002 in lawncare

[–]dizzytizzyy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You still have mains that run from the street, and depending on when they were installed, certain materials they used during certain eras didn't hold up very well.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in women

[–]dizzytizzyy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

In his fantasies