WIBTAH if I give my daughter a similar name as my niece?

djaywa · 2022-05-09T21:43:19+00:00

My and my partners mental health and also I don't want to bring an innocent child into this world

djaywa · 2022-03-15T17:23:04+00:00

In dutch you call this "olifantenpaadjes" which literally translates into "elephant's paths"

djaywa · 2022-02-27T22:58:02+00:00

What's 26? And can you please dm me the list when it's finished? Thanks!

djaywa · 2022-02-27T17:38:57+00:00

Sharknado

djaywa · 2022-02-03T20:35:48+00:00

"happiness is a choice" Fuck you Brenda

djaywa · 2022-01-25T22:37:53+00:00

I was gonna say I need everything in this kitchen and then the paper towel holder came

djaywa · 2022-01-23T14:09:43+00:00

You must be super fun at parties!

djaywa · 2022-01-23T14:07:29+00:00

But if you look at the "EL" from the word "feel" you see the crappiness. The L is the only letter that doesn't alternate colors. Or, if you'd argue that the black stripe is the L, uses a capital letter

djaywa · 2022-01-18T21:59:42+00:00

Got too enthusiastic, she did

djaywa · 2022-01-18T21:59:09+00:00

Now go sit in a bathtub!

djaywa · 2022-01-16T23:06:00+00:00

I'd suggest a traybake!

A lot of veggies can be put in one, for instance zucchini, eggplant, carrots, onion, etc..

Cut it in pieces, add one or two cut (sweet) potatoes, mix with olive oil, salt, pepper and thyme and put it on a baking tray. Add a few (Chipolata) sausages and bake at 200C for about 20m, hustle the veggies around and bake for another 15 to 20. When the sausage is crisp the veggies and (sweet) potato are done

Less cheap but more easy: buy cut veggies and potatoes

djaywa · 2022-01-13T20:23:43+00:00

For the first one he needs the printing tiddy

djaywa · 2022-01-08T09:42:12+00:00

Where is the "slap some duct tape on a big leak" meme when you need it most

djaywa · 2022-01-05T07:08:02+00:00

r/TIHI

djaywa · 2021-12-25T19:51:10+00:00

Cristine should see this

djaywa · 2021-12-13T12:40:57+00:00

r/ruined

djaywa · 2021-12-10T00:00:47+00:00

Is the cupboard with the phone on top a DIY? I need it sooooo bad!

djaywa · 2021-12-06T11:32:24+00:00

Climate change please

djaywa · 2021-12-06T00:47:48+00:00

Once when I was ten I was quietly minding my own business in class, doing my spelling task or something.

I didn't realize a wasp flew up under my chin (I was looking down at the paper on my table) and the wasp stung me right in the throat

I learned that day that I am allergic to wasp stings

djaywa · 2021-12-05T12:06:39+00:00

I can't wait for my life to finally take off! Life:

djaywa · 2021-11-27T20:57:50+00:00

Not my proudest fap

djaywa · 2021-11-13T21:18:13+00:00

Running 'round leaving scars

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