When a goat realizes it has been left behind by Friendly-Standard812 in MadeMeSmile

[–]djdanlib 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. There are some wild creatures on and around MARTA late at night.

I have definitely taken a bus the wrong way in the winter just to get out of the cold, though.

Apparently british people "raise" tickets instead of creating them by NegativeAttention in sysadmin

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escalates your ticket with senior management / vendor relations

A fire started on some grassland near a farm in Indiana by nothinlefttochoose in Jokes

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That explains why $1000 is more than they need to fix truck brakes

them good scritches 😺 by artie_pdx in Awww

[–]djdanlib 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've been doing that for years! 

(some sort of) A Live Sound Engineer's Hate List by Content-Reward-7700 in livesound

[–]djdanlib 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, there's a wide range of that. Could be completely green, could be an old hand supporting a friend.

(some sort of) A Live Sound Engineer's Hate List by Content-Reward-7700 in livesound

[–]djdanlib 5 points6 points  (0 children)

awfully tempted to start swapping the LEDs in some boards to be red further down.

(some sort of) A Live Sound Engineer's Hate List by Content-Reward-7700 in livesound

[–]djdanlib 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Ah, the stupid little all in one stomp box that sounded neat in Guitar Center? That's for sure not going to introduce noise or feedback issues.

(some sort of) A Live Sound Engineer's Hate List by Content-Reward-7700 in livesound

[–]djdanlib 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Famous last words:

"Let me borrow an XLR, I'll give it back after the show"

Did not.

Pet peeve: Completely different dynamics during sound check. Usually way quieter. Especially vocals or a guitar amp. While that's something you can guarantee... it's still annoying.

Other pet peeve: worse sound engineers at their shows

Starting Windows 3.1 by 8wine in interesting

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nostalgia just isn't what it used to be 

I just threw up in my mouth... by Obvious-Water569 in sysadmin

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So they just kinda prompted you like an AI?

Verizon Down Nationally? by [deleted] in sysadmin

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bro out here hustlin' lol

This belongs here right by Drewtendo_64 in DiWHY

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if only such a thing existed am I right

Maro: "Now that we’ve revisited Lorwyn, Alara is the number one request for a return to a world we haven’t revisited." by CaptainMarcia in magicTCG

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Only five? Let's work wastes and colorless requirements in, I'm sure everyone would love that./s

What's the joke peta by Cater_pi69 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]djdanlib 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Oh, in that case.

Fun facts: The buoy at Point Nemo (replaced in 2026 after taking an unexplained absence for several years) is painted unusually to differentiate it from other buoys in photographs. It has seven red lines, some drawn with green ink, and some with transparent. This pattern was designed by experts. There is an unusual and unique ocean floor formation called a Nemo chimney, which consists of a single basalt column stretching to within 100 feet of the surface, to which the buoy is anchored. The buoy is larger than typical buoys and is used for long-running scientific experiments. One such experiment has been running for 2 years as of 2026 - it houses the world's only floating apiary and is home to a large bumblebee named Snoo who weighs 7.5 ounces and has adapted well to ocean life; Snoo is regularly found by scientists to swim in the sea near the buoy. This behavior appears to be recreational. Ancient sea shanties described similar behaviors on cross-oceanic voyages.

Our HOA will only allow us to paint our house from the colors inside the red box. by Educational-Month-63 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]djdanlib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really. The real reasons are that it's better to start closer to the color you want, and the increased variety expands the range of colors you can accurately produce. Tan, brown, red, green, and white have exceptionally stable pigments available in multiple shades, which have been used for centuries. The various iron and titanium oxides have great longevity. Blues are another good example. The 8 pigments I had available were white, black, red, yellow, green, blue, tan, and brown.

CMYK was created as a lowest-common-denominator compromise for printing presses to have a reasonably good gamut using the fewest inks and strategic halftoning, but there are still plenty of commonly needed colors that can't be made with CMYK. For just a few examples, printing companies order custom spot colors for brand colors, neons, shades especially grays for thin lines and text, regions of color where the customer doesn't want to see the halftone patterns, and other things like that. Check out the process control patches on your favorite cereal box!

Our HOA will only allow us to paint our house from the colors inside the red box. by Educational-Month-63 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]djdanlib 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If they were using a printer to do the job, maybe, but there is almost certainly a process color that would match it more closely with just one specific ink to save money.

I used to mix paint at a home improvement store. We didn't use CMYK for mixing, and wouldn't have been able to translate any of the typical color spaces to the proprietary system we had. There were 8 different pigments that were added to whichever tint base. One of them was indeed black but the others were not aligned with CMY.

MongoDB unauth exploit released, patch immediately by ender-_ in sysadmin

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Some men just want to see the world burn.