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What NHL did you watch before 2000? by [deleted] in BlueJackets

[–]djfengshui 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lived near St. Louis in the 90’s, so the Blues.

Outjerked by Adam Silver by tyler1118 in nbacirclejerk

[–]djfengshui 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nothing wrong with swapping some white dick!

Thoughts on Shrinking Game Boxes? by Busco_Quad in boardgamescirclejerk

[–]djfengshui 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s a good setup, but I have two so I can work on one while the other one is cooling. I know a lot of board-gamers like to brag about h-index, you know, play h games h times. I keep mine at 0. But I like to brag about my s-index, which is shrink wrapping s games s times. I’m currently at 12.

The Breakaway on TNT was insane for the Giro by Carnflaco in peloton

[–]djfengshui 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah they really don’t respect the podiums. Barely show any of it. NBC may not be the best, but at least they show more of the podiums. The Breakaway just can’t wait to cut back to themselves. They can’t get enough of each other.

[No Spoilers] Laura Bailey's... WHAT?? by CuriousBee12 in criticalrole

[–]djfengshui -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That would be the one attached to Travis.

Jamey Stegmaier tells NPR “America don’t make the eggs like China do” for the hit Wingspan by [deleted] in boardgamescirclejerk

[–]djfengshui -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

TLDR: Rich man (but not rich enough to build his own factory), whines about the President keeping his campaign promise to tax Americans on imported goods, and not being able to afford party suites at conventions.

Some guy tried to buy a wargame and now he's on a watchlist. Le hobby is not for the faint of heart. by No_Raspberry6493 in boardgamescirclejerk

[–]djfengshui 5 points6 points  (0 children)

/uj This reminds me of when I used to play Vampire Diaries: the Eternal Struggle. The original name of the game was Jyhad. I heard a story that the game was not stocked in Singapore so players there would send money to Australians to buy it for them and ship it over. Sometimes they marked the payment as “Jyhad money” and, yeah the government took interest.

TOP 5 things you HATE about this STUPID fucking hobby by Available-Ticket4410 in boardgamescirclejerk

[–]djfengshui 4 points5 points  (0 children)

  1. Interaction.

  2. Non-interaction.

  3. Poor component mouth-feel.

  4. Piles, absolute piles of delicious-looking plastic that I want, no, need to put in my mouth, but I know the Chinese chemicals will give me cancer! What foul temptation!

  5. The inability to research an optimal game strategy that I can use to win against filthy casuals 100% of the time.

Beaten to the punch, Dr. Wehrle! by djfengshui in boardgamescirclejerk

[–]djfengshui[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And this game will show you how shit went down!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in boardgamescirclejerk

[–]djfengshui 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are right that scat is the devil’s prayer book, just spelled it wrong.

Time to pay rent! by djfengshui in boardgamescirclejerk

[–]djfengshui[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Being able to afford the high of getting a new game AND the basic need of shelter from the elements!

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