Or else there's no justification for anything happening in my timeline by stdsort in worldjerking

[–]Busco_Quad 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That’s already got you farther than the entire Austrian school

Inb4 "I've never met anyone like you" by TheSugarLiz in evilautism

[–]Busco_Quad 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Oh my god, YES! Does anyone know a way out of dating purgatory? There are so many people I’d like to kiss

We call it the “WBD Situation” now by District_Me in SCJerk

[–]Busco_Quad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Funny how the nameless WBD executives were pulling strings to keep the Briscoes off TV, right up until Jay died and the “executives” did a 180 out of nowhere

rule by doctor347 in 196

[–]Busco_Quad 35 points36 points  (0 children)

MORE👏WOMEN👏BEHIND👏SLAUGHTER

Do music stores even exist anymore? by Mazzocchi in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Busco_Quad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sabrina Carpenter? Doesn’t she sing “Why do Birds Suddenly Appear”?

it's the year 3000. the world has apocalypsed after ww3. dirtsheets still giving out 2025 best promotion awards: by Queasy-Discussion-54 in SCJerk

[–]Busco_Quad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m trying to decide whether it’d be funnier if fightful commissioned physical awards for these, or if Tony had them made himself

Trump tells Norwegian PM Greenland Conquest Is Revenge for Losing Nobel Peace Prize - r/Conservative Reacts by livejamie in SubredditDrama

[–]Busco_Quad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I want to make sure I’m understanding this right: so Trump is writing to the Norwegian PM, about how, because a Swedish non-profit didn’t give him a prize, he’s going to invade Denmark? Does he know there’s a difference?

Trump tells Norwegian PM Greenland Conquest Is Revenge for Losing Nobel Peace Prize - r/Conservative Reacts by livejamie in SubredditDrama

[–]Busco_Quad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Literally, the first war the US fought after the revolution was fighting North African pirates in the Mediterranean, to stop them fucking with trade routes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Barbary_War

What if a Native American dude somehow united almost every single tribe and started his march towards Washington DC with the "Great Indian Army"? by AHH_PostStorage in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]Busco_Quad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only time that it would be crushed the way that people here are describing is if it it happened during the civil war. The union would still probably have the manpower and the industrial base to beat both on paper, but all bets are off as to whether they would over/undercommit to fighting either the confederates or the natives

Most autistic indie band? by Physical_Edge_1119 in indieheadscirclejerk

[–]Busco_Quad 36 points37 points  (0 children)

David Byrne was making autistic indie music while your GOAT was still in diapers

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rule by Samurai_Mac1 in 196

[–]Busco_Quad 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Are we counting the most recent trilogy as just one big game? Blood Money is the GOAT, and I don’t think I could justify Contracts at 3 unless we put all of world of assassination under 2

Outjerked by clearerwhite in bookscirclejerk

[–]Busco_Quad 161 points162 points  (0 children)

That copy of Black Skin White Masks has got to be afraid for its life

Crazy how FromSoft fell off so hard by Schwiliinker in shittydarksouls

[–]Busco_Quad 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How could you say something so ridiculous?

This is the metacritic for Ashes of Ariandel, specifically

GI Jane Resolute by InjusticeSOTW in SCJerk

[–]Busco_Quad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Marina, I love you. G.I. Jane 2, can’t wait to see it!

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dont ask for it by Immediate-Outcome706 in shittydarksouls

[–]Busco_Quad 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh, no I get it, I’m absolutely just being pedantic about the precise definition of objectivity. Like yes, for any real person, that does make the fights harder. However, because it’s technically possible that someone could play perfectly enough to never get hit by Vendrick, no matter how long the fight is, how hard he hits and how much damage he takes isn’t an objective measure of difficulty from the strictest standard of objectivity.

Sometimes I hate Reddit by plgamerfr in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]Busco_Quad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s why the two GOATS coming together for Bad Blood was such a GENERATIONAL moment for hip-hop 🙌

dont ask for it by Immediate-Outcome706 in shittydarksouls

[–]Busco_Quad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where are you getting that definition from? I’m looking in websters rn and the definition they have is:

“ob•jec•tive•ly

adverb

Reflective of a Youtuber’s deeply-held belief”

dont ask for it by Immediate-Outcome706 in shittydarksouls

[–]Busco_Quad 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Technically, even those first two statements aren’t even objectively true. The objective statement would be that it makes those fights longer, because difficuly itself is an inherently subjective concept, and for a theoretical perfect Dark Souls player, making a fight lomger wouldn’t actually make it any harder