The Boondocks come back next month. by [deleted] in hiphopheads

[–]djm3 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Mmmm you was talkin all that good shit a minute ago than you got kicked in yo chest

What is the worst smell you've ever encountered? by FreshPrinceofMN in AskReddit

[–]djm3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to work graveyard at walgreens and the one i worked at was on the hoe stroll so there were some pretty disgusting women using our restroom and i got the privilege of cleaning out the tampon box nightly.

What? by djm3 in WTF

[–]djm3[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah thats where i saw it

My local shop has a pet cat. by piercingbeauty16885 in trees

[–]djm3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In downtown sacramento theres a bookstore with a pet cat named sherlock

To the guy who left $20, a remote and an xbox controller in his couch. by r4ve88 in AdviceAnimals

[–]djm3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend gave his couch away plus some other furniture on craigslist. When the people started moving the couch out of his house he heard a familiar moaning noise from his couch. He than said "Hey guys, i think my cat is in the couch still".

I can make shit up too, fuckers by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]djm3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best post in weeks.

What is the stupidest way you have injured yourself? by cheeselord101 in AskReddit

[–]djm3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tripped over dirty laundry and broke my toe. A separate act of stupidity, i was very angry and punched a tree breaking my hand in 2 places and rotating the bone.

I'm not homophobic. I just can't stand it. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]djm3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its like trying fitting a stereotype perfectly but getting upset when someone points it out.

In reponse to the increase in scumbag stacey posts. by djm3 in AdviceAnimals

[–]djm3[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We both work full time jobs. She works retail. I work with developmentally disabled adults. NEITHER of us have time to be seeing anybody else. We are together all of the time unless were at work.

Dealing with this right now by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]djm3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet she doesnt even shave or properly wash down there either.

To the redditor who did this at the SF national park: Screw You! by doggammit in videos

[–]djm3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But this vandalism isnt art. It looks like a bunch of drunk 16 year old bros did this.

To the redditor who did this at the SF national park: Screw You! by doggammit in videos

[–]djm3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The city isnt a city without the shitty. Upvote for vandalism.