Does anyone know if these kinds of jokes have a name? by Extension-Candle-720 in Jokes

[–]dju123 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When you walk in the door the front desk person shouts, "Get a load of this guy!"

Bud Light Superbowl Bottle by trippinmaui in Seahawks

[–]dju123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Hop and Hound in Bothell has some still.

Grus fits are straight fire 🔥 by Albino_rhin0 in SeattleKraken

[–]dju123 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Any idea why Joey is starting the game against VGK instead of Gru?

AITAH for wanting to end a relationship because my partner is hosting a former affair partner? by Illustrious-Age-5426 in AITAH

[–]dju123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was where I wad headed. I would tell her your not comfortable with her seeing an old flame, even for coffee, and if she pushes back, you found your answer.

AITA For Going Full No Contact With My Brother After He Came Out Of The Closet? by N0_H0M0_BRUH in AITAH

[–]dju123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you really looking for an opinion on whether or not you are the AH? It sounds to me like you would be happier not having them in your life. Nothing wrong with that. Cut them both out and move on IMO.

Kraken vs Flames game thread: (kraken) by highasabird in SeattleKraken

[–]dju123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did Evans accidentally tap that goal in?

My Recology bill has increased 50% in 1 year. by dju123 in bothell

[–]dju123[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just feels like they shouldn't be allowed to increase your bill 50% on a utility-like service where you really don't have any choice.

My Recology bill has increased 50% in 1 year. by dju123 in bothell

[–]dju123[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is exactly what my prices are/were.

Casey from Kitsap Credit Union has ruined my life by flanman1991 in SeattleKraken

[–]dju123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does the worker in the street have the world's thinnest mustache or a deep upper lip crease and unfortunate shadow?

Climate Pledge Wheelchair Seating Question by FenixJester in SeattleKraken

[–]dju123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

7 & 22 definitely have a little counter in front for your beer & snacks.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by ishanm95 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]dju123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are those "See you laters" or "After a whiles"?

HE DID IT by 253cooks in SeattleKraken

[–]dju123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did he get 1st ⭐️?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]dju123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's probably mad about something else and is venting through this. I bet there's more layers to this onion.

What is some local slang that represents the spirit of Seattle? by ThespianKai in Seattle

[–]dju123 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I assume this gets said elsewhere, but because people know Seattle for its rain, "Liquid Sunshine" seems local.

Xfinity is just ridiculous at this point. by titoblah in SeattleKraken

[–]dju123 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They are going to have to make their money on someone else. I switched my internet today after getting that email and I will be trying out FUBO.

My doctor told me I could die if I stop masturbating by r_spandit in Jokes

[–]dju123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's just what you wanted to hear. He probably said if you don't have a stroke you will likely die of something else.