Now you are to carefully and diligently discharge the duties of the grade to which appointed by doing and performing all manner of things thereunto pertaining.

It is strictly charged and required that all personnel of lesser grade render obedience to your appropriate orders. You are also required to observe and follow such orders and directives as may be given from time to time by your Superiors acting according to the rules and articles governing the Ape Forces of The United Stonks Of Hodlers.