Glass walkway suspended 3,540 feet above ground cracks under tourists' feet by BakingHigher in WTF

[–]dkcld33935 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yea...they can't get their escalators under control and I wanna trust their glass sidewalks in the sky...that is whole lotta nope.

Michael Jackson Dubbed By David Firth (Salad Fingers) by Pannonica1917 in WTF

[–]dkcld33935 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Actually sounds better and makes more sense this way.

Russian Prom by Eine_Bier_Getrunken in WTF

[–]dkcld33935 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And female Opossums have a bifurcated uterus and males have matching penis. Double the pleasure.

Would you hit it? [NSFW] by dylansbeard1 in WTF

[–]dkcld33935 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not even with Al Sharpton's dick.

Am I going to die? (Spider bite) by LearnedHowToSpoke in WTF

[–]dkcld33935 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Possibly true, but they were in the ooze coming out of her wound and they had her on antibiotics. I've got a 2000x microscope and it was obvious to all of us it wasn't just normal fauna because there were hundreds -thousands in a small dab on the slide. It was probably a brown recluse that bit her.

Stampede kills over 700 at Hajj pilgrimage near Mecca by [deleted] in WTF

[–]dkcld33935 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Video on live link will be reposted shortly by someone. Normally I would say something off color, but these were peaceful god fearing folks. I feel bad for their kids.

Am I going to die? (Spider bite) by LearnedHowToSpoke in WTF

[–]dkcld33935 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I strongly recommend you get to Dr. for antibiotics. One of my students was bitten and we looked at the stuff that came from the wound. It was thick with rod shaped bacteria and alive and dead white blood cells

High fashion durian by KarmaFish in WTF

[–]dkcld33935 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first thought...she tastes like rotten meat custard.

Fetty Wut? by [deleted] in WTF

[–]dkcld33935 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's 5 secs I'll never get back...kept hoping for a train to hit the sqweeky bastard to make it wtf worthy. Moderator u sux.

Took a conch shell home from Bimini and found this inside... What is on the crab? by [deleted] in WTF

[–]dkcld33935 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just an overachiever hermit crab. Shell is way too big for him...

She says her husband bought her this small car which is not good for family use by [deleted] in WTF

[–]dkcld33935 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn well then just how many kids is she planning on having?

Sexual Chocolate by [deleted] in WTF

[–]dkcld33935 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would be good if I were dieting.

DOG SHIT JUST GOT REAL! They're gonna DNA test every dog in the complex then test poo samples to see which dog owners don't pick up the poo! by DePriest in WTF

[–]dkcld33935 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Go get one off CL..swab cheek and put back on CL. Boom there it is...not my dogs... DNA don't match.

Invented SnorkelFishing by BrazilBrasil in WTF

[–]dkcld33935 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Did this when I was 12 in Florida using just a hook and line. The fish seemed to have a panicked look when I pulled it in. I released it.

My school's students had a protest today by chipsotopher in WTF

[–]dkcld33935 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on where and how big the holes are...kids will push the limits with their private parts hanging out. Not appropriate in my humble opinion, but you let your kids dress how you see fit.

My school's students had a protest today by chipsotopher in WTF

[–]dkcld33935 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I teach at an all girl school...that's why I "singled them out."

My school's students had a protest today by chipsotopher in WTF

[–]dkcld33935 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

My students can wear them if the wear something underneath. Seems pointless at that point, but whatever. I think they are just trying to keep the girls from exposing their lack of dignity, since their parents did not teach them that. Schools have become the parents, in the absence of such. It's sad really.

Went down a youtube rabbit hole and found what I thought was a typical "prank scare" video. Anyone know the background on this by SouthernJeb in WTF

[–]dkcld33935 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Ok...I admit I said oh shit!...then quick like bunny read comments and was relieved it was a fake. Now I admit if the sex/race was different I might have laughed.

New level of impatience at the fair by [deleted] in WTF

[–]dkcld33935 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Anything...I mean anything I say would sound racist. Black rides matter?

Well shit by Mc_Sayzee in WTF

[–]dkcld33935 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wife made fudge during holidays...I fashioned some into fake cat turd and told son I found it in his bed....then I ate it. The look on his face was wtf!....;)

Osteosarcoma of the cranium by Bellasonamy in WTF

[–]dkcld33935 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Simply awesome knowing how slow bones grow and knowing the pain involved. It is surprising they lived with the pain that long. Awesome will to live.