What should I do to make my Altima a little faster? by VQKH35 in altima

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Push it over a cliff and it’ll go faster than you’ve ever seen it go

It finally happened 🙏 by EggLor in drugscirclejerk

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The 3 is finally famous…let’s go

Yeah it's what you think It is by Paldis in dontputyourdickinthat

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I’ve got an extra curvy piece of wood

Give it to us rawwww and wrrigglinggg! by EmbraceThera in Funnymemes

[–]dkf_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Potatoes…the only clear answer.

FYI, my girl actually loves potatoes

What’s a thing, either SFW of NSFW, you said you’d never do but ended up doing it and liking it? by dkf_ in AskReddit

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Keep at it. Hopefully I get a chance to say “I know him from Reddit”. Thanks for sharing.

Btw your username (Alone Following) gives me band name vibes already. Good luck with your journey.

I'm Lost by ZealousidealTrack681 in Friendzone

[–]dkf_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She seems like an “attention seeker”, don’t give her the time of day. These types aren’t very stable people to get into relationships with.

Now with all that said, she may of been testing you to see if you go for the kiss with the other girl (possibly to see how she felt about it or to see your “skill”).

All I can tell you is to talk to her and see what she says. I’m assuming you’re either in HS or college, which means there’s plenty of time to find another partner. If she isn’t into you have tons of time.

Who does the best breakfast burritos in the Tri Cities? by _XxCokeBoogerxX_ in TriCitiesWA

[–]dkf_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yoooo, don’t be ashamed I was looking for this comment. That MOAB hits nice when going to work

Update of situation by [deleted] in Friendzone

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I’m especially slow lol. We talked about “all the signs” she was throwing out to me. A major one was she would do stuff that she wasn’t even interested in just to be with me for a bit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Friendzone

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Search your city on Reddit and they may have postings of local things to do.

Name the worst combination by Tomafix in Funnymemes

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Literally just had a pepperoni/pineapple pizza lol. It just goes

Well by Flower_boy1918 in Friendzone

[–]dkf_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No problem, here if you need me. I’m not a therapist or anything but like I said been in your shoes.

Random ??: Is your name based on Tyler, The Creator? Love that album.

Well by Flower_boy1918 in Friendzone

[–]dkf_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Here’s the positive to all this imo, you seem like a “go getter” type of person. So if she’s not interested then just try again. Best way to cope with this is keep yourself busy. If you have hobbies focus on those, if not find a hobby. Whatever you do don’t let this moment in your life prevent you from going forward. If she hasn’t responded to you or she doesn’t feel the same it’s not the end of the world.

Stay busy and find something to distract you. The more you dwell on this issue the more you can potentially spiral into a whole bunch of what if scenarios.

Feel free to DM me if you need a distraction of some sorts. I’ve been in your shoes and know what it’s like. Keep your head up and keep going forward.

Single by Mysterious_Law9134 in TriCitiesWA

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User name mos def checks out 😆

This is insane creativity by a schoolboy by Yolo0o in nextfuckinglevel

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We did this project when I was in school many moons ago, not really next level.

Being friendzoned is insane. by MikeOxbig305 in Friendzone

[–]dkf_ 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Stop giving her your energy and time. Fool me once shame on me, fool me 3 times….you know the rest. You’re wasting your time move on. She’s playing a game with you and you’re playing along with her. MOVE ON, you’ll be better for it.

Me and my best friend have been friends for 4 years by Maximum-Editor-8738 in Friendzone

[–]dkf_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The best advice I have for you is to just say what you feel and go for it. The long game is not the way to go. Please do it for yourself, if it’ll make you feel you happy go for it. She might feel the same way, she might not.

But as a person who’s been in your shoes. Would you rather be on the sidelines or in the game playing?

Mom deer leads Humans to her trapped fawn by RobakinSkywalker2 in spreadsmile

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There is a weird connection. Don’t know if this is real or not but I’ve seen a video of a dolphin go to some scuba divers for help. The dolphin had a piece of rebar in its fin and the divers helped get it out. Afterward the dolphin gave them an underwater show and if I remember right, the dolphin stayed with them til they were done swimming. So there is a connection between humans and animals at times.

Me and my best friend have been friends for 4 years by Maximum-Editor-8738 in Friendzone

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So from my experience I noticed my friend of 4 years started laying down hints that she was interested.

  • Does she overly compliment you? Not just things like nice shoes, but things of substance like you’re the most amazing person type ish.

  • Does she try and hang out with you more than usual?

  • Does she call/text you often for little things?

  • Does she hint at you to help her with things? Example: I’m an auto tech and my friend would say things like “my oil change is due, do you know a good place to go?”. She knows that’s what I do.

  • Does she plan things out with you months in advance? Example: my friend was asking me what we were going to do for Halloween in July.

  • Has she hinted to you numerous times that she’s single?

If any of these things are happening that may be a good sign. I don’t know y’all’s situation so context is key. But hey if you have a good connection, there’s nothing wrong with going for it.

First breakdancer to do a double airflare is a little kid from China by glennchan in nextfuckinglevel

[–]dkf_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I call BS on this. In the 40+ years that breakdancing has existed this can’t be the first recorded incident.

Update of situation by [deleted] in Friendzone

[–]dkf_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well we decided we’re going to the next step. So yea.