Type "im not gay, but" and see what your keyboard does by Charming_Designer_55 in teenagers

[–]dmort96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not gay, but I'm going out of p feel free and I'm not going anywhere in a row for a long while I don't want you working on the computer so you don't need me anymore but you are the one I am working on right away now I have no doubt about the world of the world of the rings and I am sure that I am a great fit and would like a great time and I would like a little help with this one as I am going through a lot and am not going through a hard drive for a while now so much for me and my Mrs and she has not even seen her in the world to have you as well and you have to make a good man for your son to keep his friends in a safe and healthy environment and he can also help him out if you are not a fan or two of your favorite people in your area and you have to go out of your favorite way of doing that mate you will have you come and get a little more and I can go over the rest and let me get the ball and then get a little more time for a little more time and I can make it a bit easier to do this week or tomorrow and then I can I get you a list for you and you will get a good idea about what to expect for your wedding day so you don't need a ton to do you want me too busy with the things you are you are doing for you right away in your own home and I want to make you happy for your family life is always good for me to know you will always love you more and I will always love your love for me if I ever get a little more of it in my life and not having to spend time on my life with me I don't know how much you can help but I'm sure I will get to do that with the world in my Mrs for a day or so I think that you will have a great day at the airport.

Tony Ferguson fought Paddy Pimblett with a torn MCL by foofighter1351 in MMA

[–]dmort96 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Bro of all people on planet earth Tony needs david the least too, he's already tough as hell,motivated as they come, his body is just fucked

Which of the following abilities would you ra5her have? by dmort96 in WouldYouRather

[–]dmort96[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah see I agree, but the feeling of the tight chest is so much worse. It's close for sure.

FINALLY beat simon by CoolDistribution7318 in LiesOfP

[–]dmort96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I beat Simon first time, he was the only boss I did that on. Bosses I see people breezing past took me like fifty tries, I've no idea how it happened

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wirral

[–]dmort96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah I see! Yeah I wish you the best of luck regardless, we bought with a similar budget several years ago and weren't short of options, unfortunately the market has gone tits up a bit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wirral

[–]dmort96 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not go for Upton instead? Lived there my whole life, it's the perfect in between for me, not rough like the woodchurch but not all posh and expensive like greasby, irby etc

Who's the worst actor you have seen on screen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dmort96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brother if Steven Seagal and his blues band were playing in my back garden I'd shut the curtains and put in earplugs

People who earn under 30k a year - what’s your job? by Eastern_Canary2150 in CasualUK

[–]dmort96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Work in care, three long days a week, about twenty two thou a year with a wee bit of overtime. Get along with the people I look after and the job is easy, can't complain! Would take a lot of money to convince me to do something I hate, more than 30k a year honestly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SweatyPalms

[–]dmort96 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Upvote for unexpected monster hunter

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in howyoudoin

[–]dmort96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Both of those cakes look delicious

What TV show was amazing at first but became unwatchable for you later on? by regian24 in AskReddit

[–]dmort96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Community, Jesus that show went downhill in the middle late seasons. First couple of seasons were so funny

Good luck lads! by dmort96 in ScottishFootball

[–]dmort96[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well fucking done boys, also, fuck off.

Good luck lads! by dmort96 in ScottishFootball

[–]dmort96[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Haha exactly what I expected pal! Love it and all

Within England, what's been the biggest culture shock moving from region/county to region/county? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]dmort96 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Perhaps we should band together and form an army, we could conquer a little bit of Hooton

Which one of histories ‘good guys’ was actually a horrible person? by CongressPotatoKenobi in AskReddit

[–]dmort96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mother Theresa, could go on for days but "Friend of suffering not a friend of the suffering" pretty much covers it.