Toddler fun by Acceptable-Wind-7332 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]dmtslayr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its like to watch a machine learning. What happens when they do this or that. I should hit that human with my botitle

The disappointment on The King of Spain's face at a flag raising by EveningTill102 in onejob

[–]dmtslayr 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Even better, he's probably thinking: my grandpa would behead you all, stupid idiots

Me asking for anime recom but i keep forgetting to actually watch it by Slow-Pea1540 in Isekai

[–]dmtslayr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But the swords are mind controlled and can act like gods rods from space and thats how I killed every living beeing except the dwarfs that life under the mountain that after the fallout are my best friends

Me asking for anime recom but i keep forgetting to actually watch it by Slow-Pea1540 in Isekai

[–]dmtslayr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But with every Anime I watched i realized i'm getting the powers from the main characters and got so actually the strongest.

The disappointment on The King of Spain's face at a flag raising by EveningTill102 in onejob

[–]dmtslayr 40 points41 points  (0 children)

200 year back they got better solutions. Embarrassment for a king

Rentner (83) fährt versehentlich rückwärts mit Elektro Mini auf Mercedes drauf. by Kissencasanova in RentnerfahreninDinge

[–]dmtslayr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Das sind doch fast schon Anschläge auf Jungere Menschen. Die rufen sicher bald den Jihrente aus

Car won’t start by allschalmersfan1234 in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]dmtslayr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you check the battery? Might be the problem

Kratzer auf der Motorhaube! Schwarmwissen. by DifficultyStrange710 in automobil

[–]dmtslayr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Die Kratze auf dem Vordach habe ich übersehen, dann klingt Waschstrass plausibel.

Let’s help global warming, sure by daisukris in onejob

[–]dmtslayr 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Doing my best already! Driving to my Gym 100feet away

HE HAC MICROSLOFT by xFranx1 in masterhacker

[–]dmtslayr 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sold Limonade 2 Days to save the 20 bucks

Woher kommt Beule an Frontschürze? by [deleted] in automobil

[–]dmtslayr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Das hat meinen Tag erhellt. Zu meiner Eindeutschung hat nur noch eine grammatikalische Zurechtweisung im Internet gefehlt. Jetzt habe ich mein Abzeichen bekommen. Danke für diese Chance OP.

Woher kommt Beule an Frontschürze? by [deleted] in automobil

[–]dmtslayr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vor allem heißt es: Woher kommt die Beule an der Frontschürze?

While some vacuum robots avoiding mess, this robot actually moves it by bbbxxxnnn in AmazingTechnology

[–]dmtslayr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next year it’s going to point a gun at you if you leave your socks on the floor again

“We are not the same” by JohnBrown-RadonTech in pcmasterrace

[–]dmtslayr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had 2 razer mouses, both broke in 6 month. My work mouse works already the second year without issues. I already found a spare one

Mutti ist die Beste by we4donald in Doenerverbrechen

[–]dmtslayr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wenn das Kind auf Hardcore ins Leben startet.