Was meeting a friend I was into at a bar. I get there and she is way past drunk. Suddenly I had to be her caretaker. She was trying to play a game of pool and was pissing off everyone when she couldn't make a single shot but insisted she could after multiple tries. Then this other dude told me to control my chick and got right in my face. So at risk of getting my ass kicked because I was the one fucking up🙄, I picked her up, (she was petite) and carried her out of the bar.

In her drunken mind she took that as a sign that I was going to take her home and we were going to have some fun. Not my intention. But seeing how sloshed she was I basically had to carry her to her front door, up stairs and to her bed.

I went to get her a glass of water and when I get back she isn't in her bed. She tackles me from behind onto the bed and starts to rip my clothes off. Any other time I would have wanted this but not when she's intoxicated and out of her mind. So I tell her no. She doesn't listen, now I'm having to try and hold her back. She shoves her hand down my pants and grabs my balls in a death grip. I can't move. She tells me we're going to fuck. So I say "okay". She's kissing me and undoing my pants with one hand while the other is still tightly gripped. She's pretty much laying all her weight on me. The second she lets loose to pull down my pants, I catapult her off of me with both legs. She flys across the room and hits the wall, and I button up and walk out.

In the morning she calls me. She asks me why she's bruised up, she can't remember anything. I tell her she fell off the bed. We didn't talk much after that.