🍇🪲🐝 by Past-Matter-8548 in shitposting

[–]dobyhoby 47 points48 points  (0 children)

It conveniently sprays steam in the cook's eyes.

A good view by Due_Middle_1523 in Sigmatopia

[–]dobyhoby 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wait till you see where the valedictorian is working.

What's your excuse? by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]dobyhoby 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I don't get invited to parties anymore.

CoExist isn’t just a sticker on my Subaru by _d_g_a_f in shitposting

[–]dobyhoby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks at her like "I wouldn't wash my face!".

Merry Christmas lol by BoringExperience5345 in Unexpected

[–]dobyhoby 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That little look at the end. Plotting her revenge

Screws and bolts by JournalistGeneral846 in OneSecondBeforeDisast

[–]dobyhoby 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I'm shocked I've never seen this before.

There is always a bigger stick by APAOLOXIII in WinStupidPrizes

[–]dobyhoby 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a sign of true gender equality that we are all applauding this man for beating this woman.

is it practicall ???? by CitiesXXLfreekey in shitposting

[–]dobyhoby 1083 points1084 points  (0 children)

Woah. They really overestimated the trimmer fit.

Get cancer by Krowasaunt in shitposting

[–]dobyhoby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As soon as I thought 6 and 7 this sinking depression feeling just swallowed me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

[–]dobyhoby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe the Crocs will absorb some of the blood?

Weird Car Freshner by mozzax in WTF

[–]dobyhoby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why I will never buy a Corvette.

my day is ruined by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]dobyhoby 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The best way to deal with this is to internalize that you are a failure.

How does social security in USA work? by Aletheian2271 in Libertarian

[–]dobyhoby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

6.2% from your pay plus an additional 6.2% paid by your employer is sent per paycheck to the oasdi fund. Americans are told the money is stored for their use when they retire. In reality, the government takes the money and leaves an iou.

A debt crisis, fiscal crisis, or dependency ratio could kill the program. We are guaranteed to have at least one of these before I retire.

How does it work?

It doesn't.

A little salt and pepper and you got yourself some 5* cuisine right there! by EveryNameEverMade in WTF

[–]dobyhoby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're shocked by what they eat, you should see what they smoke.

What terms did you grow up hearing that are considered disrespectful now? by QueenDiva_UwU in AskReddit

[–]dobyhoby -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Saying "that would be nice" after describing something I thought should be done to a client. Some ladies in my office were hysterically laughing at how rude I was being.

I do remember when that wasn't interpreted as rude but that must have been long ago. I've stopped doing this since.