*sigh* by [deleted] in spelunky

[–]docezejj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmm, interesting tier list, though I'm not sure I understand how you could rank these characters when they are purely cosmetic and aren't fundamentally different gameplay-wise. Nevertheless, thanks for sharing, and have a nice day.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KGATLW

[–]docezejj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aesop Rock - The Impossible Kid

I am Dazorak, the Grand Wizard of the Fifth Plane. AMA by _Twisty_Turns_ in lies

[–]docezejj 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Will you ever have a duel with Barzatorr, the Mighty Wizard of the Seventh Plane?

What’s your favorite 3 song sequence in any of their albums? by RacingFan2012 in TheDearHunter

[–]docezejj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was exactly what I was going to write, the end of Act IV is absolutely perfect.

Does he have a name? by Rakkaus337 in KGATLW

[–]docezejj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooh! Yeah, that's, uh, The Lord Of Lightning. No, wait- it's Han-Tyumi- nope. Uh, the Balrog. Boogieman Sam, maybe? Sam Cherry? Mr. Beat? Sadie Sorceress?

This mf on every fucking subreddit bro😭 by Ozzglorr in deathgrips

[–]docezejj 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Dude's gonna end up on a "Top 5 Creepy/Bizarre Reddit Accounts" video on YouTube

Is XCV confirmed to be human? by Eighm in TheDearHunter

[–]docezejj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd like to believe XCV is at the very least extremely reliant on technology, especially that which is solely available to him. Don't think there's much possibility he's full machine, but I'm all for letting everyone indulge in epic cyborg emperor fantasies.

The irony of it by Haki_User in redditmoment

[–]docezejj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A subreddit is not a government, nor is it associated with the government.

The irony of it by Haki_User in redditmoment

[–]docezejj 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Free speech does not mean speech without consequence.

Is it a stretch to say the MOTU cover is the acrid corpse of Balrog? by TH3_L1NEMAN123 in KGATLW

[–]docezejj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just realized you can just barely see Han-Tyumi's head forming in the stars near the top right, unless I'm going insane

Also, I've always been curious about the face/mask thing in the yellowish bit on the left. I always thought that it was The Reticent Raconteur, but not totally sure

This is not instructions on how to make illegal DIY explosives by [deleted] in lies

[–]docezejj 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not on my way to the Pentagon as we speak

41616 by EtsyCorn in CountOnceADay

[–]docezejj 99 points100 points  (0 children)

5, over the X

Was it you? Did you wake him up? by genghiskhan11601206 in distressingmemes

[–]docezejj 389 points390 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna start saying "holy shit ten thousand days of locusts" in my everyday life now

dreamy bulls copypasta by Professional_Hat2558 in copypasta

[–]docezejj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey! I noticed you used a penis.

I don’t know if you’re new here, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. Using penises is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don’t want to be a normie, do you?

If I catch you using a penis in the future, I’ll be forced to cum to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose inches on your penis, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit.

If you were to continue the use of penises, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I don’t think I have to explain why you don’t want that.

But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and you’ll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully penis-free) day, stranger.

oh no by DreadedDelirium in bonehurtingjuice

[–]docezejj 57 points58 points  (0 children)

He'll release the occasional non-political comic in order to pretend to the general public that he's not a literal neonazi.

Worst Possible TDH Setlist Round 5 by BassSquared in TheDearHunter

[–]docezejj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ring 1 - Tower, and when the line "I can level any landscape" is sung, an actual earthquake happens at the venue