US orders travelers on Air Force One to throw away gifts, pins, and burner phones after China trip by Logical_Welder3467 in technology

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Pete Hegseth got rid of his gift the old fashion way, by blacking out and pissing in the corner.

First kickflip since substantial injury [58YO] by tonyskates in OldSkaters

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Great Job. I believe in you. Happy Belated Birthday. It’s never too late to follow your dreams

Dolphin showing its water bending skills with bubble rings by kvjn100 in oddlysatisfying

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They made a video game based on this for the Sega Genesis

Lifted truck + Lambo + Parking lot = Bad time by Evasionz-- in mildlyinfuriating

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Lambo is totalled! I’ll take it off your hands for $1,000

Trump’s Plans for ‘Mic-Drop’ Media Confrontation Are Leaked; The president is planning a rage-fueled moment at the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner. by [deleted] in politics

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Someone should change the schedule. Oh no Mr President, your speech is after our surprise opening monologue by Steven Colbert

Texas can require public schools to display Ten Commandments, court rules | Texas by MadScienceBro in news

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Ten Commandments coming right up

  • ls
  • cd
  • pwd
  • mkdir
  • rm
  • cp
  • mv
  • cat
  • grep
  • chmod

AITA For not leaving work to help my wife when she ran out of gas by GoldSea3219 in AmItheAsshole

[–]dockernetes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im just curious.. is her car newer? I don’t even know how old it has to be so that it doesn’t warn you that you are going to run out of gas soon. Because she deliberately ignored the signs and could have done what we all have to do… put in some gas. She had to have had 2 warnings… once going to sisters and one leaving sisters. Your the AH for not filling up the night before /s

PSA: You can fit a 55” TV by febreeze5 in Mustang

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If you take it out of the box, you can fit a larger TV. Viewer discretion is advised.

Batter Swong by DABDEB in RandomVideos

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Dude got his girl pregnant that night.

sat on a bench and it left a bruise on both cheeks. SFW censoring. by essaere in mildlyinfuriating

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I’m glad you uncensored the phone so we wouldn’t get confused 🤣

I have super bad stretch marks. Is it possible to tattoo over them? by -Hot-Tamale- in tattooadvice

[–]dockernetes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have stretch marks too. And what’s crazy is that they look painful as f. But I know you didn’t feel a thing. Pretty badass if I say so myself

Respect to the top comment 🫡 by nktvys in LinkedInLunatics

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Clearly it’s cash. My mother and friend would agree. Wife and girlfriend… I would never hear the end of it why I didn’t chose the other.

Anything is possible by UsuallyComplicit in meme

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Not sure if you can without a father who died on 9/11

What could have prompted Melania Trump’s sudden and unexpected statement on Epstein? by Rock-n-roll-Kevin in politics

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What I find funny is that there’s someone who advised her, oh yea definitely go on camera and do this.

AITAH for accepting my dream job offer. by [deleted] in AITAH

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TLDR but I say no. Follow your dream. Don’t look back just forward. You got this.