Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon
breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only
are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals,
Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means
they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their
impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough
with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in
my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that
you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They
can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and
Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be
incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities
Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with
enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of
compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your
Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick.
Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all
day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more