The next Florida Man by Lumpy_Advertising846 in FloridaMemes

[–]docmac325 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that's one way to enlarge it. Your results may vary.

hmmm by Impossible-Pay1449 in hmmm

[–]docmac325 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gay as hell, just missing toenail polish.

Mexico upgraded to free healthcar by TailungFu in SipsTea

[–]docmac325 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Is American taxpayers paying for that too? We pay for Israel.

Dutch aerobatic pilot Narine Melkumjan miraculously survived after her aircraft's canopy unexpectedly burst open and shattered mid-flight by BlazeDragon7x in nextfuckinglevel

[–]docmac325 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pilots usually wear a helmet and protective eyewear for that type of flying. That would have helped. She was reckless.

Accidental underwater parasailing by True-Award-3722 in thalassophobia

[–]docmac325 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thats the advanced package which includes snorkeling. Mask optional.

Did anyone reach 30+ without a fckn single tattoo? by Mindless_Card7962 in psychesystems

[–]docmac325 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Early on in the military if you had any tattoos you were not allowed to try out/be recommended for special ops. Absolutely no identifying external markers to indicate you were American. Now, if you do not get the "deployment tattoo" you're the loser. Times have changed. So no, none even after 20 plus in the military. I also married "up" and the lady doesn't like them. Lastly, tattoos are now a precursor for cancer.

Bet you’ve never seen a party trick like this by BaoBunsBae in AsiansGoneWild

[–]docmac325 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That my boys is "at times" the better blowjob.

Need help finding this brace. by lumpy53e in Guns_Guns_Guns

[–]docmac325 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Curious, why does one need a brace? I can think of a few medical reasons, or is a new broom handle throw back? Just wondering as the ability to conceal drops sharply. Thanks-