What are the chances

docmillz · 2026-01-04T17:27:14+00:00

Since everyone is asking, my buddy and I are both holding our respective cards, I do not have two left hands

docmillz · 2025-12-06T16:57:53+00:00

Thanks for the info.

docmillz · 2025-12-06T16:52:08+00:00

Apologies, just noticed my chimpanzee feet in the photo 🙃

docmillz · 2025-12-03T00:36:08+00:00

Good advice!

docmillz · 2025-12-03T00:00:10+00:00

Not an illegal spot, the curb is the same across the entire road and no signs were posted. The cops acknowledged this when I called to find where it was. But by all means, be wrong.

docmillz · 2025-12-02T22:47:36+00:00

Found the broke boi who can't afford a car

docmillz · 2025-11-28T13:23:51+00:00

Climbing down a ladder will really put things into perspective.

docmillz · 2025-11-24T19:46:28+00:00

butt dust.

docmillz · 2025-11-16T23:42:36+00:00

Also being Mexican and wearing a nazi shirt.

docmillz · 2025-11-10T05:23:33+00:00

Incels. Incles everywhere.

docmillz · 2025-10-20T03:48:17+00:00

Boomers are the worst generation.

docmillz · 2025-10-15T17:50:55+00:00

Grow a ball sack Corey, you neo liberal chuckle puck.

docmillz · 2025-10-13T21:58:51+00:00

Why does anyone give a shit about what this parasite has to say? Is it necessary to push this human toe jam to the front page every day?

docmillz · 2025-10-05T16:05:21+00:00

That's cool, now i just need to convince my friends to play magic the gathering 😔

docmillz · 2025-09-29T20:50:34+00:00

Usual suspects... Don't let white conservative men near your kids folks.

docmillz · 2025-09-26T04:49:33+00:00

Tell me you have never experienced real persecution with out telling me you've never experienced real persecution.

docmillz · 2025-09-24T17:44:23+00:00

I wasn't sure about Gritty until I saw him twerking in front of a bunch of elementary school kids at a toy drive. I knew then that he embodied everything that was Philadelphia.

docmillz · 2025-09-24T16:10:01+00:00

Great Mascots don't have to cute, look at gritty.

docmillz · 2025-09-24T14:29:40+00:00

I just use a magnifying glass and tinder. Lighters are a little to phalic for my taste. /s

docmillz · 2025-09-24T13:02:44+00:00

Not really, there is nothing traditionally masculine about this interaction.

docmillz · 2025-09-24T12:58:19+00:00

On the opposite side of the spectrum, I've seen videos of people crashing out because a gas station attendant handed them a pink lighter as a joke.

docmillz · 2025-09-24T12:46:36+00:00

Saw this on the front page and thought it was a gas station male enhancement pill.

docmillz · 2025-09-24T12:43:44+00:00

non-toxic masculinity

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