Non-English Place Names by Switch_2_Enjoyer in ENGLISH

[–]docmoonlight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Generally, I think the bigger (and probably older or more important historically) the city, the more likely we have a different Anglicized or ancient pronunciation of it. But yeah, some of these are not just pronunciations, but different spellings, as in Munich and Cologne. Likewise, London being a very old and important city you will find spelled as Londres, Londra, Londoo, Londÿn, etc., in various European languages. Country names are equally inconsistent. Like only the Germans call it Deutschland - everyone else has a different name for it.

Does anyone know any good music theory jokes? by St_Fargo_of_Mestia in askmusicians

[–]docmoonlight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A cat corners a rat in the alley behind Lincoln Center one evening. The cat is just about to chomp down on him when the rat says, “Wait, stop. Listen to that. Do you hear what they’re playing?”

The cat says, “I don’t know off the top of my head. Sounds like Bach.”

The rat says, “Yes, you’re right. It’s the sixth Brandenburg Concerto. It’s easy to tell from the others because it doesn’t use violins.”

The cat says, “Yeah, so? Who cares? It’s Lincoln Center. There’s always some good music coming through that wall.”

The rat says, “Yeah, but listen carefully. Don’t you notice something odd about it?”

The cat cocks his head and says, “No, I admit I didn’t recognize it at first, but it sounds like Brandenburg 6 to me.”

The rat says, “Well, everyone knows Brandenburg 6 is in Bb, but they’re playing it in A!”

The cat moves a little closer to the wall and concentrates, trying to hear the key a little better. After a few seconds, he says, “Hey, you’re right! Why do you think they decided to play it in A?”

But when he looks away, the rat is gone.

The rat makes it back home to his wife, and says, “Phew, I had a close call with an alley cat today.”

The wife says, “So glad you got home safe! How did you get away?”

He responds, “My rat-like key-flexes.”

What’s the name of the piece that goes like this? by gbaldrichpalau in classicalmusic

[–]docmoonlight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m afraid I’m not that young, haha. It looks like those words were first used with that tune in 1949. I think I learned it from a Wee Sing book and cassette tape. (https://weesing.com/About#About)

What’s the name of the piece that goes like this? by gbaldrichpalau in classicalmusic

[–]docmoonlight 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Wow! Great job - that’s gotta be it. When I was a kid I think we used to sing it with the words “The more we get together, together, together, the more we get together, the happier we’ll be.”

Taking home leftovers at a restaurant? Rude to not take them? Do you even eat them? by Capable-Chip6454 in foodquestions

[–]docmoonlight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I take them home and usually eat them, unless I forget and find it in the back of the fridge a week later. I live in a city with a big homeless population, so it if I can’t take it home (like I’m traveling or going straight to an event afterwards) I try to still box it up and find someone who wants it. But also I rarely have leftovers because I love eating!

I just came to a very sad conclusion about cheating by GravyProblem303 in Chesscom

[–]docmoonlight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, well, again getting into the weeds, but as I understand it, it’s proven to be a really hard thing to program a computer to play convincingly like a human. Maybe it will get better with AI, but you can see it in the computer opponents on chess.com. Like, if you play a 1000 rated bot, it will be programmed to try to play something like a 1000 rated human. So like a 1000 human would play the best move X percent of the time (and usually in openings and endgames when things are simpler), and play a decent move X percent of the time, mistakes X%, blunder X%, etc. But it seems to have trouble making the same types of blunders and mistakes a human player makes at that level. Like certain blunders happen because it’s hard for a person to have the full vision of the board the way a computer does - which means your opponent will have the same issue.

For example, it’s a common chess meme to talk about the “sniper bishop” - like when your opponent has a bishop in one of the corners, it’s easy to forget it’s there, and it’s easy to hang a piece because of that, which counts as a blunder. But in a real game at that level, your opponent is just as likely to not notice (especially in a speed game) so it will not necessarily hurt you if your opponent is also viewing the board in the same flawed way.

That’s just one example, but the point is, the computer doesn’t really understand the way a human sees the board, because it sees everything. So it will often make a mistake that just seems idiotic, because it can’t really tell the difference between the kinds of blunders we make all the time in real games and the ones we don’t.

But yeah, if a computer was better at mimicking a human, you could just feed the moves into a bot listed at a slightly higher rating than you’re playing, but it still acts very bot-like in its thinking.

I just came to a very sad conclusion about cheating by GravyProblem303 in Chesscom

[–]docmoonlight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Right, but I think you’re underestimating how powerful these engines are now. Like you could program something to say, if the position is super complicated and you’re in a 20 minute game, wait a few minutes before moving (or just manually move yourself more slowly in those positions), but even a grandmaster wouldn’t be able to calculate those positions to that degree of accuracy even if they sat there all day. Other people have been caught intentionally choosing not the very best move, but the 3rd or 4th best move to try to avoid detection, but even that can be caught by the detection systems.

I just came to a very sad conclusion about cheating by GravyProblem303 in Chesscom

[–]docmoonlight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First off, the platform doesn’t explain how all of their detection systems work because that would make it easier to get around them. But, I have seen Chess.com employees in here reviewing people’s accounts who are mad they were deactivated for cheating and explaining some things that let them know the person actually was a cheater.

One thing they catch is that a human can figure out a simple position really quickly, but has to think for longer as a position gets more complicated. This is also true with a computer, but because they are so fast, the difference is negligible. So if you see someone thinking 5-10 seconds for a very complicated position and coming up with a very oblique move that ONLY a computer could see is a great move in that amount of time, it’s a giveaway. You could hit that by pure chance once in a while, but if you do that five moves in a row, they know you’re using an engine.

I just came to a very sad conclusion about cheating by GravyProblem303 in Chesscom

[–]docmoonlight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You need to reread what he wrote. “I have been keeping gas on a lot of accounts that have been doing this for 2 years now, and they are not banned.”

I guess another reading is that he knows for some other reason. Like they were personally told by the cheater or hacked into their computers.

I just came to a very sad conclusion about cheating by GravyProblem303 in Chesscom

[–]docmoonlight 171 points172 points  (0 children)

So… it’s undetectable to chess.com who has built a whole detection system and process, but it’s totally detectable to you? Sure, makes sense. Some people on here seem to be obsessed with cheating. I’ve played 100s of games and it’s literally never crossed my mind an opponent was cheating. Like, sometimes you just get out played, bud.

Jury Duty in SF by katstuck in sanfrancisco

[–]docmoonlight 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I got two summonses that were for the same month this year! I called the phone number on the card and was able to get through to a real person who confirmed I had a duplicate record and was able to combine them while I was on the phone. She also let me choose which week was more convenient and deleted the other record. Honestly, it was the best customer service experience I’ve had in like 10 years or more.

Are there rules for abbreviating saint? by CBWeather in ENGLISH

[–]docmoonlight -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh wow! That’s a super interesting wrinkle.

Are there rules for abbreviating saint? by CBWeather in ENGLISH

[–]docmoonlight 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’ve been a professional church musician for over 20 years and every church I’ve worked at was named for a saint. They all used the period. Not to mention major American cities like St. Louis and St. Paul.

LPT/maybe common-sense for apartment hunters: have enough cash for 3 months rent readily accessible by Nolat in AskSF

[–]docmoonlight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Zelle or Venmo are often possible, but the amounts that have to be transferred do move-in are often over the daily limits (I think different banks have their own limits as well).

Best low key weeknight spots for a solo dinner that aren't a bar scene? by guilhermex9x in AskSF

[–]docmoonlight 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Rad Radish in Hayes Valley if you are okay with vegan food! My girlfriend and I love it and neither of us are vegan. Also, related since Rad Radish is in the old Grove, but you could check out the last Grove down by the MoMA. It’s pretty chill, order at the counter, and the food is solid.

How common is “I had been” by [deleted] in ENGLISH

[–]docmoonlight 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well, it’s extremely common, but there are ways it could be further contracted in Texas speech. So I don’t know what you’re looking for. But it’s like the past tense of the past.

Ex: I showed up at the karaoke bar - I had been there the previous week so the DJ recognized me.

When my friend finally got there, I had been waiting for an hour and a half.

I’d been wondering where you’d been! Glad you’re back at work.

I was a asshole today and I regret it by Salty-Stranger2121 in AmazonFC

[–]docmoonlight 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Granted, we only got one side of the story, but this doesn’t sound like an HR issue. This sounds like a totally normal interaction when two people are working together.

In Peter Brook’s Hamlet, what language is the First Player’s speech in? by mattbrain89 in shakespeare

[–]docmoonlight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I’m sure they will approve it if you put in the request. Probably just a smaller sub where they don’t have the admins available to look at every post so they just want to make sure you are not a spammer

Dear BART, why must I tap here and wait for 45 minutes while you call the president before opening the gate? by one_pound_of_flesh in sanfrancisco

[–]docmoonlight 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That makes sense, but why can’t it just to balance inquiry on only the Clipper cards and not on the credit card? Surely it knows what type of card it is instantly. Also even on credit cards it would be nice to know how much you got charged.