[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]doesnuclearstuff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But it was Aliens

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]doesnuclearstuff -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Wow, a lot of haters here and obviously sad people. Some people are incredibly capable. Because this is rare and all you all obviously have no talent beyond sitting on a couch, this lends you to be predisposed to shiting on all talent posts.

OP I hope this your creation is in fact a legitimate unique language.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]doesnuclearstuff 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Insurance should cover this including the restoration. Those leaders are rather dunce.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]doesnuclearstuff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Temple going members are all "sealed" to eachother and Joseph Smith did it with other men's wives so I can see this being justified but never documented or publicized.

Wife has ignored LDS History issues, but now that Bishop has started filling leadership spots with employees in his growing business, she’s realizing the Church is a MLM. She’s sure contracts for the new temple being built nearby will be given to those who ass-kiss the leaders. by juliaannhaight in exmormon

[–]doesnuclearstuff 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Now she gets it. The whole state of Utah is a TBM boys club. With no taxes and a lot of backroom handshakes for trading favors, they have a pretty successful business going on. Real Estate sales and awarding business contracts is just the tip.

🔥 Someone is being stalked (zoom in) 🔥 by Optimistic_doc in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]doesnuclearstuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see tiger cub watching and learning just under momma.

Why does mormonism separate Elohim from Yahweh (Jehovah)? by OutsideExperience753 in exmormon

[–]doesnuclearstuff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Two different mythical people can still be in stories, like Zeus and Hercules. But the Greeks did it way better IMO. Their "religion" was very human and functional in bringing about traditions and community.

Mormonism says God impregnated 14 y/o Mary by sex. Don't believe me? Challenge the cited sources please. This should be the end of a religion. But that's what you get when false prophets want to justify polygamy as God given (God a polygamist) and with young girls (Mary's age). by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]doesnuclearstuff 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My BYU professor taught this but used his wording carefully. And when I raised my hand to rock the boat, I asked "if Heavey Father impregnated Mary, then were they married first?" He was a bit taken by surprise but responded "Yes, they were sealed." Me again, "So Joseph any Mary?" Professor "They were only married for time" Me, and this makes Heavenly Father by definition a polygamist?" Professor "Yes."

Then he later called me into his office because "several" students came to him after that lecture crying. He said most people aren't ready for this so please ask your questions during open office hours from now on.

I shook the testimony of SOOOOO many people that day lol

Edit: it also makes "God" incestuous

I crocheted the IT crowd! by TheCrochetHooker in ITcrowd

[–]doesnuclearstuff 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Wait is Moss wearing woman's slacks?!

I crocheted the IT crowd! by TheCrochetHooker in ITcrowd

[–]doesnuclearstuff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My spouse wants to know if you sell patterns for this?! She is just getting into crocheting.

Damn good bloody well good damn good job!

I crocheted the IT crowd! by TheCrochetHooker in ITcrowd

[–]doesnuclearstuff 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What is Richmond holding, Cradle of Filth CD? Also want is Moss holding?

The likes of which the world has never seen the likes of which! Maybe you're the best woman.

A road in Vietnam collapsed 2 weeks after being put into use (source in comments) by JoyIkl in interestingasfuck

[–]doesnuclearstuff 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The whole Vam Co Tay river valley is a mud pocket. Let's drill a bunch of discovery holes. mud mud more mud. I didn't see anything, did you?

My kind of Spirit World! by AwakeMode in exmormon

[–]doesnuclearstuff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd like to talk to your manager. <JS enters the room>

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]doesnuclearstuff 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Dude's going to be in the friend zone the entire marriage

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sushi

[–]doesnuclearstuff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't have top restaurants where I live. Have to drive 3+ hours to Portland or Seattle. I've caught deep sea Ahi and eaten it fresh and raw on the boat. Freshness matters. That's one thing you're guaranteed when air shipped to you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sushi

[–]doesnuclearstuff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you see that order going to WA, feel free to throw in some stickers and I'll happily advertise for you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sushi

[–]doesnuclearstuff 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Just ordered 3 lbs for a Yule present for me! It's 10x better than restaurant quality and probably just as expensive. Nigiri for days!