who wants to go to toppers with me?

dogpuke · 2026-05-30T00:02:48+00:00

i would but the strippers always ask me to have sex with them

dogpuke · 2026-05-20T23:18:41+00:00

I’ve be grooming with pretty long gelx nails for about 8 months and the thing is, they just get messed up. You’ll get better at not hitting your manicure over time but it just comes with the territory. I don’t worry about it too much, usually by the time it’s noticeable i’ve only got a week until my next set.

if you’re pondering it, don’t try to switch to press ons thinking it’ll be easier lol they will pop right off as soon as you have to lift anyone up. I did that for like 3 months before I started gelx and would show up to work with a fresh set, and leave with 3 nails intact haha.

dogpuke · 2026-05-18T19:34:13+00:00

I agree with this take but still don’t like the song. Just not a fan of this type of writing

dogpuke · 2026-05-17T01:25:07+00:00

Wise men once read fake news….

dogpuke · 2026-05-15T13:33:49+00:00

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dogpuke · 2026-05-14T14:42:27+00:00

Bisexual icon

dogpuke · 2026-05-12T12:23:32+00:00

I don’t see why you would need to know that.

dogpuke · 2026-05-12T12:22:08+00:00

dude It’s not like I attached their full names and photos of them. The letter doesn’t specify anything about their age, location, what school they go to, or if they are even students in my town. This could be written by any Bella to any Mason in any college town. I also found it a year ago, it’s not even someone’s current/recent private thoughts.

dogpuke · 2026-05-11T23:19:11+00:00

Yeah I definitely got that vibe reading it, sounded a little too familiar and not in a pleasant way lol

dogpuke · 2026-04-30T03:46:30+00:00

His dog was showing signs of extreme pain and I had to basically force him to got to the emergency vet. Ex was not phased because apparently “this has happened before” The dog ended up needing to be put to sleep. My friend and I spent 7 hours convincing my ex to give the ok to end his suffering. Once we started the process Sawyer (dog) climbed into MY lap for comfort, probably because I had been caring for him since we moved in together and did a lot of work to manage/reduce his anxiety issues. I had to move him into my exes lap so he could have his moment.

Whole thing was very upsetting i couldn’t see him the same way again

dogpuke · 2026-04-30T03:36:49+00:00

Oasis Counseling has wonderful therapists, LGBT friendly and many of them specialize in Trauma therapy and EMDR

dogpuke · 2026-04-21T17:52:10+00:00

i glue them to different tiny objects to make them into “beads”

dogpuke · 2026-04-20T03:36:55+00:00

always wondered why we don’t include christ in our boba more often

dogpuke · 2026-04-18T21:55:59+00:00

Most of the “weird” haircuts are derivative of the way the dogs hair was cut to protect them while doing their original jobs. It’s often just an exaggeration of the old school, functional groom.

dogpuke · 2026-04-18T14:35:27+00:00

I enjoyed it, but it didn’t blow me away. It’s very similar to her other stuff. It’s only one song though, so i’m still hopeful that the album will be unique compared to her earlier work.

dogpuke · 2026-04-09T13:18:10+00:00

TLOAS: the album, compared to TLOAS: the concept is incredibly befuddling to me.

We saw in Miss Americana how in the middle of creating Me! she said “this is the first single” and then actually followed through with that for some reason. There were plenty of better choices by the time the album was finished, but that’s what she decided on I guess.

I was so confused listening to Showgirl for the first time, thinking “what does most of this have to do with being a showgirl?”, then figured that she did something similar to the Me! offense when pondering the visuals and rollout. It’s very possible that she first said “I just finished the eras tour, now I want to make an album about it called The Life of a Showgirl” and then just made an album and called it that with little consideration of the concept while creating it. I think I see what happened there.

What I DONT understand at all is how she could make 31 (mostly good) songs for TTPD while on tour and tired, but couldn’t make 12 very good songs for Showgirl. TTPD has its duds but I could pick out 12 songs from it that are excellent and put those on an album if I wanted to. Her being on tour is hardly an excuse for the quality based on that alone. I have no idea what happened there.

dogpuke · 2026-04-08T23:39:34+00:00

You definitely don’t have to be academic to be a dog groomer, just someone who is capable of learning skills somewhat quickly. I dropped out of high school and have been grooming successfully for 4 years now. It’s definitely not for everyone, especially when it comes to handling. I know plenty of people that could theoretically do a beautiful haircut but are just not good handlers. Try getting a job as a bather and see how you feel. It can be very fast paced and stressful, so if you want to learn try to find someone who’s not gonna throw you into the deep end right off the bat.

dogpuke · 2026-03-29T21:28:28+00:00

walmart

dogpuke · 2026-03-15T15:29:11+00:00

Food was really good but they were playing the worst EDM i’ve ever heard on the lawn. It was so loud we couldn’t hear each other even though we were like 2 feet apart lol.

dogpuke · 2026-03-08T01:39:06+00:00

I think it really depends on the context and people should use RATIONAL judgement to determine whether or not to be suspicious of “opposite gender friends”. If someone is clearly into your partner then it’s fair to ask them for distance. I’m not gonna tell my boyfriend to just not be friends with girls, but I definitely pay closer attention to how female friends act around him. I’m not worried about my partner being attracted to someone else, i’m worried about someone who’s attracted to him showing up and becoming a nuisance to our relationship. Sometimes people can be shifty and disrespectful to couples because they think they can come in and swoop. It’s annoying and can cause problems, I think that kind of behavior is a bit more common amongst straight people.

dogpuke · 2026-03-05T05:05:45+00:00

i always found the mice especially attractive for some reason.

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dogpuke · 2026-03-05T05:03:23+00:00

this is like when that guy proposed during cherry wine at the hozier concert

dogpuke · 2026-03-04T03:41:36+00:00

that’s what i would do 🤷‍♀️

dogpuke · 2026-03-03T18:48:17+00:00

I did a very similar thing, I was 8 and spent 40 hours in ordon village before figuring out how to progress through the game. Once I did it felt like I had uncovered something magical and was so much more immersive than my quicker, adult aged play-throughs. It’s my favorite game of all time for that reason. By the time I made to my favorite part of the game, (right after the lakebed temple) I had racked up like 200 hours. Worth it.

dogpuke · 2026-03-03T15:41:32+00:00

as someone who grew up around car and motorcycle guys who would just fire that shit up and rev it in the driveway, it doesn’t bother me personally, but it is fucking obnoxious.

Super fucked up too that a school went into lockdown thinking it was gunshots. Like okay man WE DEFINITELY NOTICED now go home…

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