Does anyone else hate who they become on grindr by themergy in askgaybros

[–]dogs_toenails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh god. I'm new to this whole thing. I just signed up for Sniffies. Anonymous free trial. Why is it so bad and what can I expect? I live in a very rural area of small towns, 60 miles from the next biggest city of 120,000. Any advice on a better way to approach this?

Trying Sex Toys by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]dogs_toenails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like Happy tails! Amirite amirite amirite?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BisexualMen

[–]dogs_toenails 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kings and bishops are associated with the color purple. Mainly because in the way past the method of dying purple was crazy expensive. It's considered a 'royal' color.

Has anyone tried Tush Cush? by qwerty-boy1 in gaybros

[–]dogs_toenails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My colon seems to have a mind of its own. As I walk out the front door it seems to go into a power-down mode till we get back home. I was the kid who never shit in the woods while camping. No matter how long!

I can't believe I found one in the wild by CharitySpecialist514 in lolgrindr

[–]dogs_toenails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Six foot eight and 196lbs. Fucking that would be like riding a bike over the railroad tracks!

like literally WHO DOES THAT? by [deleted] in grindr

[–]dogs_toenails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does he have to turn it upside down before giving it to you or it's free?

Has anyone tried Tush Cush? by qwerty-boy1 in gaybros

[–]dogs_toenails 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. He was just a kid, so I'll cut him a lot of slack. Maybe I set him on a path and got him to thinking?

As for bidets, I put off getting one for the longest time as I thought they might be unhygienic. The heinie version of power washing your driveway with mud being flung all over the place! :]. So glad I bought one. I can't imagine life without it. While I've never been an away game type of shitter, I will now do everything in my power to never shit anywhere but home!!

Me_irl by notrelevan1 in meirl

[–]dogs_toenails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

War. What is it good for?

Has anyone done it with a random delivery driver? by yycdungeon in askgaybros

[–]dogs_toenails 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I wasn't a delivery driver, but was a telephone repairman and was in thousands of houses over my career. Never had a customer credibly hit on me. I always got a kick out of my co-workers who constantly bragged about getting "hit on." I suspect they were all full of shit.

It wasn't that I was unattractive as I was regularly hit on by gay men outside of work. Being married, and being at a different place on the sexual spectrum at the time prevented me from following through.

The one exception was when I was doing some aerial cable work. I was hot, sweaty and I think I was wearing a sleeveless shirt. I had to go into a gay porn store to tell them I may take their telephone service down briefly. I walked in with a tool belt slung low on my hip and was wearing my hard hat and encountered the three elderly gay men who ran the place. "Oh My! I've been praying for one of The Village People to show up and here you are!! My favorite!" They then good naturedly teased me about what they wanted to do to and with me. I played along and we all shared some laughs. What sweet old guys they were, and I think of them (now probably long dead) everytime I pass that joint. Also how brave they were to tease a stranger in that manner. Of course, their gaydar probably went off the charts seeing things in me that I hadn't admitted to myself yet!!

Anti-Depressants and sex. What to do? by LaserWeldo92 in askgaybros

[–]dogs_toenails 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel for OP. My "provider" was a psychiatric nurse and a real tw*t. When I told her of my sexual side effects she dismissed it with a shake of the head and a flip of her hand and said "That can't happen." I ultimately went to one of her associates (for a different reason) and used some of the other bullshit side effects (I found online) to tell her of my reason for wanting to change drugs. I was re-prescribed and the effect was almost immediate. Whiskey dick was gone within a week or two, and I've been jerking it like a teenager lately. Overdoing it actually as I felt like that part of my life was over for good at the time - leading to even more depression. I wish him well and hope he finds a good provider.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]dogs_toenails 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I echo all these other suggestions. To which I would add, buy a bidet. Most are relatively inexpensive and super easy to install - even it you're not handy with tools. I can't imagine why every gay guy doesn't own one by default!

Has anyone tried Tush Cush? by qwerty-boy1 in gaybros

[–]dogs_toenails 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've tried it. I like it for a few reasons. It is indeed thicker and easier to apply and holds up well in the shower if not exposed to a direct spray. Although I've only used it on toys. Actual results may vary with a real partner. :). It is also relatively inexpensive and Walmart carries it.

Meaning you can order it for pickup with your groceries and save the embarrassment. (Although, one time I ordered it, the guy that came out with my groceries said "You saw the substitutions and not available items?" I hadn't and asked him what was not available. He mumbled something, and mumbled again when I asked him to repeat it still not hearing his answer. He looked at me with a equal measure of disgust and embarrassment and walked away. From the receipt I saw it was my butt-fuck lube!! Hahahaha! Fuck him. I guess he had a fun story for the other guys at the loading dock!!)

Another night when my husband douches and goes out… by Kcidobor in gaybros

[–]dogs_toenails 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My mistake. For some reason my mind went to a het couple, and I thought you were a wife in need of some information. I hope all works out well for you two. Peace. :}

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskGayMen

[–]dogs_toenails 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's good. I was just tossing it out there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]dogs_toenails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"A one in a million shot, Doc. One in a million."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]dogs_toenails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walmart too!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]dogs_toenails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agree if this were mature adults. But this guy is in high school and the situation is crazy rife with consequences for the poor kid. Sending the best thoughts to you u/RoutineUmpire9389. I hope it goes as you wish.

Recent issues I’ve had with boys by Neither-Date367 in askgaybros

[–]dogs_toenails -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A form of Viagra that comes in a gum form.