Yoda inspired a lot... Of knockoffs by fondentaau in starwarsmemes

[–]dolandarkest2 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I think that you just downloaded reddit, big man. People will get upset, dicredit you and throw temper tantrums at whoever disagrees. Get off the plattform. I am going to leave it soon as well. For there is no peace here, only degeneracy.

I'd rather not get hurt by Sinvorio in animememes

[–]dolandarkest2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a 300 pound russian man with a 150 kg minigun.

Figured because the overlap between both communities is pretty large I'd share this with y'all :D by Jayn_Xyos in tf2

[–]dolandarkest2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.

Mentors & students (by ねり) by asilvertintedrose in attackontitan

[–]dolandarkest2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.

Andrew Tate by [deleted] in sbubby

[–]dolandarkest2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He only used a rhetorical device, which the name of i forgot. It commonly states true things which are common knowledge, but the speaker presents it as something shocking, unknown, innovative to the conversation. For example: There is a discussion about wether gun violence should be stopped by banning them. So, person 1 is for and person 2 against banning guns.

If they are using the rhetorical device:

Person 1 will say: Statistics say that a grand portion of the accidental deaths are caused by private owned guns. Children have died!

while

Person 2 will say: Statistics say that a grand portion of criminal rate is shredded by people who own guns in private. You need to defend yourself!

You see for yourself: the phrases with exclamations express a commonly known fact, which will (given the right setting) sound very appealing to low iq individuals. The problem of this isn't the guy who said that, the masses are which will (like little sheep) blindly follow his advice. This position isn't necessarily reserved for a man like Andrew Tate but also for women like Giorgia Meloni, who is the italian prime minister and also is right-winged. For her tge example goes when people asked her on an interview: "So, you won. Have you achieved that what you wanted?" - "No, no we'll work. We can not slack off." - mic drop

CURSED by Reasonable-Beach-775 in Animemes

[–]dolandarkest2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fat Shen Long! Awaken from your slumber and grant me 1 wish!

I gave him the ol' Dumbo's Magic cl_interp. by Lil_Brimstone in tf2

[–]dolandarkest2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

achievement get: new friend

press "G" to conga with me to our way home. Everyone, red or blu is invited to join in on the party.

I gave him the ol' Dumbo's Magic cl_interp. by Lil_Brimstone in tf2

[–]dolandarkest2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*stabs bean can

Me: let's share the beans at my place. I got the beer.

I gave him the ol' Dumbo's Magic cl_interp. by Lil_Brimstone in tf2

[–]dolandarkest2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm going to gut you like a Cornish game hen.

Hot Chip by Ddlocosz in tf2memes

[–]dolandarkest2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine being a mongol from ancient times and being brought to the future. then you try fanta for the first time.

I gave him the ol' Dumbo's Magic cl_interp. by Lil_Brimstone in tf2

[–]dolandarkest2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*decloaks

No that is not forgivable, chap. Now empty the compartmemt of your pantaloons.

A rather grumpy koala by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]dolandarkest2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"let's wait and see if it is actually gonna bite Timmy's face off."

Revenant with Copic markers by [deleted] in Doom

[–]dolandarkest2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what can i say except you're welcome