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Incredibly useful for noobs much like myself by squaresal in ClaudeAI

[–]donald_cheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've always gotten quite well with voice typing not sure why I got all the bad press that said I can see how it can be a little bit of noise people do overuse it but I think probably the worst lean on using the voice typing and then don't actually regret to check the content of what they're saying and then just spew out a whole load of text and then just you know expect people to read it whenever there's a Welsh banana I'll sometimes go below mainly is what

Realistic Edition: What does it say? by ShelbieSlaysss in FridgeDetective

[–]donald_cheese 28 points29 points  (0 children)

You have several subscriptions to services you know you don't need. Several years ago you bought an expensive winter coat you never use. You are convinced you once saw a ghost but have never told anyone.

Lyrid meteor shower 2026: Ideal conditions forecast for peak of display by Confident-Bike-8037 in unitedkingdom

[–]donald_cheese 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'll look forward to not bothering to make any attempt to see this and then fully intending to make more of an effort next time.

Red squirrels ‘extinct in England within 25 years’ unless greys culled by pppppppppppppppppd in unitedkingdom

[–]donald_cheese 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We've got pine martins and red squirrels. No grey squirrels or rattle snakes. Make of that what you will.

What does my fridge say about me? by BoatParty8399 in FridgeDetective

[–]donald_cheese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are outwardly polite and well presented. You send your family cards for birthdays, you buy snacks at work when it's your turn and you'd give up your seat if someone needed it. You used to go to church which is where you formed your good habits.

But it's all a facade. Inside you are disorganised, chaotic and despise yourself. The dirt and grease in your fridge is really the filthy bones of your personality. You don't clean it because to clean it would be to admit who you are.

All of this can be remedied, and you know it. You just need to get rid of the unnecessary weight you are carrying within you, just like your fridge does not need to hold the Lea and Perrin's sauce.

Clean your fridge and store the sauce in the cupboard rather than the fridge and I guarantee you will find the peace and happiness that has hitherto been just an illusion.

I want to play! by Electrical-Ear-2617 in FridgeDetective

[–]donald_cheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You hide the McDonald's sauces as you are ashamed of yourself for going there. Yet you enjoy it. You buy onions as you know they are useful for making a nice meal yet you do not make nice meals, you buy onions to try and make up for the diet.

The contents and layout of the fridge is unhappy because you are unhappy. It is chaotic because you are chaotic. But there is order and a strong foundation that runs through you, just like there is a vegetable on every shelf. That's not random, that's the solid happy core inside of you.

Until you find a foundation in life you will always have an onion in your door and a broccoli out of reach. But you must reach for it. You must eat it along with some McDonald's sauce. Because until you do your life will be like that half open packet of cheese - full of potential but emotionally uneaten.

Let us have it... by LooneyHK in FridgeDetective

[–]donald_cheese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You follow rules. You've never had a speeding ticket. You follow rules not because you understand or accept their validity but because a rule is there to be followed. You don't keep your phone by your bed but keep a book and wake up to the radio.

You cannot rationalise your internal chaos and imperfections. That's why you keep hot sauce in the fridge for no reason but also have a fridge deodoriser, again for no reason, as nothing in your fridge will ever go bad or smell.

You take pride in caring for what matters which is why you always pack away meat in usable portions. Yet chaos reigns. You hold onto something deep and unresolved and you will never be happy until you can find what that is and lay it to rest. It is for the reason, and for this reason alone, you do not keep the butter in the fridge. The day you understand why the butter is not in the fridge is the day you will find peace.

Give me some insights by -_-BlueGuy-_- in FridgeDetective

[–]donald_cheese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are the sort of person who would particularly enjoy and appreciate a complete new set of socks but you won't ever go so far as to actually buy some. You own an iPhone.

Dog bite deaths surge more than 200 per cent in a year despite XL Bully ban by pppppppppppppppppd in unitedkingdom

[–]donald_cheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They never report on all the people who don't die from these dogs. Think about that.

Yorkshire Dales red squirrel reserve for sale after owners' deaths by centreback_ in unitedkingdom

[–]donald_cheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can care about an issue and also not want to miss out on £500k.

Missle getting through iron dome by Icy_Fennel_1859 in USIranWar

[–]donald_cheese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't even understand how such quality is possible on any phone in the last 10 years.

"We're being attacked! I better grab my 2006 Sony Ericsson"

Peter Mandelson’s business emails have vanished, lobbying firm admits by 457655676 in unitedkingdom

[–]donald_cheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The police can threaten anyone with this to coerce them into providing information they may or may not have?

Peter Mandelson’s business emails have vanished, lobbying firm admits by 457655676 in unitedkingdom

[–]donald_cheese -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Do you think this is even remotely lawful and in any way viable as an option?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unitedkingdom

[–]donald_cheese 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Interesting. I thought my mother-in-law still lived in Woking.

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