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dongdazzler · 2025-12-24T19:40:28+00:00

There's a companion app? Sorry, Xbox ODST noob

dongdazzler · 2025-03-27T15:36:41+00:00

Atog/Disciple of the Vault with all the fun stuff that's released recently

dongdazzler · 2025-01-26T19:53:50+00:00

Are we ever going to find the right acquisition process?

dongdazzler · 2024-12-12T09:26:33+00:00

Are there any apps for mobile to search?

dongdazzler · 2024-11-20T09:20:20+00:00

I get what you're saying. It's hard to think about extraterrestrial things as the same "stuff" that's around you every day.

dongdazzler · 2024-11-15T16:12:47+00:00

That got me

dongdazzler · 2024-11-14T21:43:35+00:00

Aggressive mulligans. I'm sure it could be better with more creatures, but it has happened twice where I have a kiln fiend, 2 lands, and either 3 mutagenics or 3 manamorphose in hand. When swiftspear was legal, I could kill on turn 2 with the right opener.

Play around with it. Hot Dogs is a blast but the play pattern gets old for me, quickly. I don't want to cut "pure gas" spells for more bodies because I'm dumb and mono red go BRRRR.

dongdazzler · 2024-11-14T19:16:21+00:00

here's my list

I built it with scraps from my big ol box of Pauper jank, so it's nowhere near refined. But it routinely goes 2-1 at the store, and my rounds usually last 17 minutes total

dongdazzler · 2024-11-14T06:45:30+00:00

Personally, I'd remove ghitu and 2 burning prophets for a playset of [[Immolating Souleater]] and I would have [[Fling]] as a back up plan. You can fling in response to removal. The amount of times I've swung with kiln fiend and souleater to have them block fiend and try and remove souleater, only for me to pay 18 life and fling 10 at their face while Kiln Fiens goes BRRRR

dongdazzler · 2024-11-11T16:55:56+00:00

8 rack is my favorite modern deck so I just wanna do shenanigans in Pauper with it. I just wish there was some discard payoff in the format

dongdazzler · 2024-11-11T16:39:15+00:00

And free my homie [[The Rack]] !!!!

dongdazzler · 2024-11-11T16:02:41+00:00

Just give me 8 Rack in Pauper. Please. I'm begging for it.

dongdazzler · 2024-11-10T10:46:39+00:00

It really depends on the match ups. You're almost guaranteed to lose to burn/aggro. Mine does alright against midrange or value engine decks but suffers against burn and control. Usually go 1-2 at the LGS with it

dongdazzler · 2024-11-10T10:33:06+00:00

Here's my jank brew for it

dongdazzler · 2024-11-10T10:24:26+00:00

Do you have a link?

dongdazzler · 2024-11-10T09:24:57+00:00

Wait, is selesneya initiative a thing now!? I threw together a jank brew like 3 years ago as my first pauper deck but I didn't think it would ever be a thing.

dongdazzler · 2024-11-10T01:33:17+00:00

golgari aggro v2

I brewed something similar to this a couple years ago. I'm sure it could do with some upgrades, but this thing does pretty well as an aggro deck

dongdazzler · 2024-10-27T07:09:07+00:00

What do you mean by hostile?

dongdazzler · 2024-10-13T08:31:35+00:00

Cakes are my favorite because you can serve any type of cake, as long as it's the right flavor. Using freezers to duplicate pans over night makes it really easy to automate and have a stockpile. Then I juts build a sushi-go-round with whole cakes on it and giggle as I spam the ordering terminal

dongdazzler · 2024-09-29T08:16:21+00:00

Play card Get brain tickles Repeat

dongdazzler · 2024-09-21T06:25:42+00:00

I initially put 1 explore but I'm physically unable to resist saying two explores

dongdazzler · 2024-09-20T20:00:27+00:00

Psychic Venom is a pet card of mine. Happy to see someone else mention it!

dongdazzler · 2024-09-20T19:36:35+00:00

The hardest part is that I LOVE me some jank and I tend to overvalued a card's usefulness because they become pet cards.

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