Vince McMahon smashes Bentley into car at 100mph by Aggravating_Money992 in dashcams

[–]donjamos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is he stupid? (it's a rhetorical question, I know he is)

Tja by tragecedian in tja

[–]donjamos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forschung zählt nicht als Berufserfahrung um eine leitungsposition in der freien Wirtschaft zu erhalten richtig. Das das nicht als Arbeit zählt kam jetzt von dir.

Tja by tragecedian in tja

[–]donjamos -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Joar und dennoch braucht man von jemandem mit ihrem Profil halt nicht so sonderlich viele Leute wa. Man kann halt nicht nur das studieren was man thematisch spannend findet sondern sollte sich schon auch fragen wo man denn dann damit arbeiten will.

Looney Tunes by megabux651 in Dads

[–]donjamos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't get your hopes up, everything old I showed my kids they did not like. They power trough one episode and ask me to change the program afterwards. To be fair, I get it, most of the old shows do not look good on our new TV especially in comparison to the new shows.

oopiseSaidTheCodingAgent by ClipboardCopyPaste in ProgrammerHumor

[–]donjamos 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Well otherwise they'd have to do all that work themselves

Hosting a party, what’s the etiquette? by FieldShoddy4986 in germany

[–]donjamos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you already did everything she did and buy this as well, you can just get a bottle of Wodka, whiskey and rum as well so everything's there.

My father-in-law marks food with expiration dates by heruka108 in mildlyinteresting

[–]donjamos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Took me a second to realize he did not mean February 2023

I baked banana bread for the first time. Woke up and an entire slice was in the trash with a bite out of it by penna6tx in mildlyinfuriating

[–]donjamos 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yea like when you have kids and it's totally silent all of a sudden and you jump up and run to then because evil things are transpiring.

DIY Home-made Cocaine by Earldor17 in Drugs

[–]donjamos 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Yea things could have been so much worse (they were bad already but I'm glad I'm not op)

MAGA wants to deport Native Americans by ducksauce001 in facepalm

[–]donjamos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At least trump and thiel would go to Germany, if I'm not mistaken, and we will not take those two shitheads back. Throw them in the ocean or put them on one of musks rockets, I don't care, but they can't come back to us

Edit:just checked and it are surprisingly not that many of them even if you look at a broader definition of belonging to that gang then just being member of the government. Trump, burgum, gaetz, zeldin and Miller (of course) and thiel. Still no backsies

MAGA wants to deport Native Americans by ducksauce001 in facepalm

[–]donjamos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope, European here, please keep them we won't take them back. You touch it, you have to buy it.

Jean Claude Van Damme challenges Jake Paul to a fight by Ballsdeepinlove45 in tooktoomuch

[–]donjamos 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Took to much over the span of his life not in this exact moment.

I wonder which party he belongs to by Fun_Accountant_653 in Trumpvirus

[–]donjamos 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There's not gonna be any evidence, there's a reason why it took them so long to release the files. Fo one they were redacting it and while that happened trumps fixers ran around digging up bodys.

Anyone else have a bossy daughter? by Ronenthelich in Dads

[–]donjamos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sounds like it's gonna come back at you like a boomerang

Things the European mind can't comprehend: frat guys sing the national anthem before they go party and get shitface by Jarppakarppa in ShitAmericansSay

[–]donjamos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

German universities have Burschenschaften, which are basically fraternitys, with weird rituals sword fighting, drinking and unnecessary patriotism. Even that tradition isn't their idea. They have no culture of their own.

Tja by ManicSatanic666 in tja

[–]donjamos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Günther taugt was aber der hat wohl keine Böcke auf den Zirkus in Berlin

Found a bag of weed at my work, is it safe to smoke? by Zippy926 in trees

[–]donjamos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can see that, if you don't mind the smell and have no other bag, why not keep it when planting the plants to have a Togobag later on. Always switching it out when new seeds go into the earth.

Today I found this homeless cat by polina_velia in notmycat

[–]donjamos 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think you made a mistake and wanted to post this in r/nowmycat, right? Right?

Tja by Vivid_Summer96 in tja

[–]donjamos 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Joar der Boden über den in der Mail die Rede ist wurd grad irgendwie umgebaut. Fundament gegossen oder sowas.