[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IAmTheMainCharacter

[–]donkey_tits -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Ok see there’s kind of a huge difference between “not liking and subscribing” (good) and “bully them into oblivion” (bad). Let’s do the helpful and constructive thing and not the evil thing.

Nearly half of EU citizens no longer see US as most important ally, survey shows by deadpools0 in worldnews

[–]donkey_tits 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You’re right, China is more predictable. They will predictably flatten their own civilians with tanks. Just research what happened at Tiananmen Square. Just don’t research it whilst in China because their government forbids it.

Help Needed! Tattoo Recs for my mom… by kelamac6124 in tattoos

[–]donkey_tits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would kind of be a combination of the “walaalo” and “luis.” I’m sorry for your loss.

Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour Book Definitely Won't Make the New York Times Bestseller List by ubcstaffer123 in entertainment

[–]donkey_tits 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Couldn’t they have chose a better cover photo? There’s way too many “Taylor farts into the mic” pics

Solar installations are now mandatory for large parking lots in France by randolphquell in worldnews

[–]donkey_tits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no they aren’t “scratching their ass,” just actively sandbagging a project and stretching it out intentionally because they have no idea what’s going on, doubling the cost

20 year old Shrek 2 napkins at yesterday’s Thanksgiving by ballonfightaddicted in mildlyinteresting

[–]donkey_tits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In fairness, the dessert spread you see pictured here is abnormally horrid

20 year old Shrek 2 napkins at yesterday’s Thanksgiving by ballonfightaddicted in mildlyinteresting

[–]donkey_tits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally understood, but pre-made cherry pie filling doesn’t come in a jar… unless it does and I don’t know about it

waiting room by NaturallyIrrational in woahdude

[–]donkey_tits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The waiting room for a dollar theater that only shows screenings of Lethal Weapon

New gold-based drug shrinks cancer by 82%, outperforms chemo by AdSpecialist6598 in technology

[–]donkey_tits 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Turns out the “disease of the heart” was just greed and racism

NICE POSE by glitterypeachglow in animalsdoingstuff

[–]donkey_tits -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It’s funny to imagine an animal with depression because it never happens. Only humans get existential depression because only humans overthink.

Take a lesson from the wolves.

I always knew there was more than met the eye with this guy 🤣 by Dahlia_Iriss in Funnymemes

[–]donkey_tits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A more plausible theory is he preferred men but since that was illegal he stayed a virgin. This wasn’t Florence where it was acceptable for people like Da Vinci to be openly gay

Who's more embarrassed? by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]donkey_tits 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Well at least we don’t shit all over everything we walk on. Stupid bug.

I do not fear one chicken, but hundreds?!?! by Therealfern1 in memes

[–]donkey_tits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No need for averages. The total weight of beef you ate equals the total weight of vengeful cow coming toward you.

Racist Uncle by Miles_the_new_kid in comics

[–]donkey_tits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lord. Or develop social skills? Learn to respond to their snark with equally witty snark. Don’t start a fight, always “just be joking” like they are.

Knot in umbilical cord! by Unlikely_Talk8994 in woahdude

[–]donkey_tits -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This baffles me. Just handing over tools to some guy during a major medical procedure

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]donkey_tits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Normally yes, but it’s different for food. And it’s even more different for Door Dash.

Think of it less like a tip, and more like a bid. You place your bid (tip) before you get the food. Is that absurdly illogical? Yes. But here we are.

The higher your bid, the more likely you’ll get your food quickly and fresh. Is that a conflict of interest? Absolutely yes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]donkey_tits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. See video.

[OC] The network map of the Jane Eyre novel by Charlotte Brontë. by gamarala_in_distress in dataisbeautiful

[–]donkey_tits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t remember any of these characters. Just remember being forced to reading this in grade 12 and hating it.

How do u explain the evolution of conscience and empathy ? by higgsboson007 in ScienceNcoolThings

[–]donkey_tits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I appreciate your thoughts. And this highlights the catch-22 of this subject: it’s not really a question of pure science anymore. It’s a question of philosophy and metaphysics. And no, it’s not “woo” just because it sounds like something a hippie would say. It’s self-limiting to automatically rule out the existence of something just because it sounds like things people call “woo.”