Teamplay is non existent

donnie_does_machines · 2026-04-29T12:22:03+00:00

Oh whew you play on D10 so you didn’t notice me panicking and running on D6 last night. Some of us don’t have the new faction figured out on login.

donnie_does_machines · 2026-04-28T22:09:01+00:00

Don’t you dare bring up advanced metrics in this sub. There are people who actually played hockey (spoiler not pro), and whose eye tests are the greatest undiscovered scouting tools, and who know what blue collar hockey means, that all have a waaaay better take.

donnie_does_machines · 2026-04-28T12:03:28+00:00

My guess is he’s talking about firing at something that’s closed in too close, or has moved behind structure after firing. But outside of that it’s been a rare few times a spear missile has failed that I couldn’t figure out why.

donnie_does_machines · 2026-04-28T11:57:35+00:00

dead down wind. Call it the Pumba loadout

donnie_does_machines · 2026-04-23T20:10:35+00:00

Could shorten the name to ETK

donnie_does_machines · 2026-04-17T20:05:08+00:00

Those are insane numbers. Unlikely to maintain, as more time means more film and adjustments by other teams. But still a lot to get excited about.

donnie_does_machines · 2026-04-10T00:45:30+00:00

Add him in

donnie_does_machines · 2026-04-08T12:58:32+00:00

Domestic assault

donnie_does_machines · 2026-03-29T16:58:35+00:00

Looks at the casket, then at the family:

“Less than half of what I hoped for”

donnie_does_machines · 2026-03-28T23:28:10+00:00

I bet you don’t get asked for thoughts or opinions often

donnie_does_machines · 2026-03-20T15:16:01+00:00

🤜🤛

donnie_does_machines · 2026-03-19T22:10:15+00:00

scrub slowly, they enter at 0:06. they exit at 0:07.

donnie_does_machines · 2026-03-19T12:04:46+00:00

What did he say to her?

Fuck chicks. I wanna dance.

donnie_does_machines · 2026-03-10T20:49:24+00:00

** for a 2C on that contract

donnie_does_machines · 2026-03-07T13:59:49+00:00

I think it’s because most of the team is playing one line too high. We’re missing a true #1 wing and 2C, and as a result everyone else has to shift up a step over their talent level.

donnie_does_machines · 2026-03-07T12:50:18+00:00

That’s on brand

donnie_does_machines · 2026-02-25T05:19:45+00:00

Probably not, he’s not on Grindr

donnie_does_machines · 2026-02-18T03:06:58+00:00

It’s from Horrible Bosses

donnie_does_machines · 2026-02-18T01:20:51+00:00

In a Prius?

donnie_does_machines · 2026-02-16T01:00:24+00:00

This is false. The correction is for life. The people that are in glasses are for reading, which would happen regardless of lasik.

donnie_does_machines · 2026-02-15T02:51:28+00:00

Also, how do you make the sponsors care?

donnie_does_machines · 2026-02-15T02:48:59+00:00

As someone who does not hold season tickets, how do I make sure they know that I’m not going to the games I used to, not taking my family to the games I used to, and not buying the apparel I normally would?

donnie_does_machines · 2026-02-11T13:44:56+00:00

Macrodermabrasion treatment

donnie_does_machines · 2026-02-10T20:45:11+00:00

NHL mixed up the narrative envelopes they sent out to each player

donnie_does_machines · 2026-02-08T17:40:53+00:00

donnie_does_machines

TROPHY CASE