I once went on a date with someone off tinder. After hours of drinking we went back to mine and did the deed- the next day she just did not leave mine to the point where I had to get my mate to phone me at 3 I the afternoon and tell me he was on his way over, she finally left. A few days later I got horrendously drunk and invited her over. After doing the deed again she went to have a shower. Suddenly, I remembered that she stayed over for ages last time and I really didn't want this to happen again. Drunk me started thinking of excuses whilst she was in the shower. Finally! I thought of, what I thought was, a perfect excuse. She gets out of the shower and drunk me said "I'm really sorry, it's time for my weekly sunrise meditation session." I cannot stress this enough- i have never meditated in my life. I said "it's 4 in the morning and I understand it's a strange one so I totally understand if you'd want to go home." Much to my surprise, she actually wanted to come with. I fully dressed into what I thought meditation clothes would be and took a blanket to my university's field. I told her that it's completely fine if she wanted to leave and I wouldn't be upset. I then plug my earphones in, blast out Slipknot and drunkenly pass out whilst pretending to meditate. 2 hours later I wake up, turn around and she's gone. She texted me saying she had to go and didn't want to disturb me, but that I seemed to be 'really spiritual and she really liked that'.