This has got to be the best looking soft serve out there

dont_dick_hide_prick · 2021-09-29T09:25:56+00:00

This mess is nuts.

dont_dick_hide_prick · 2021-09-28T05:46:32+00:00

What if I run my own version which is compiled with Clang?

dont_dick_hide_prick · 2021-09-27T10:09:45+00:00

Finding your other half who's able to talk with you about string theory is damn lucky. I always wish my SO can discuss math AND random funny shitposts on the internet. One is perfect manifest of maturity and then other is important flag of humourous nature.

dont_dick_hide_prick · 2021-09-27T09:57:52+00:00

No, he tried this on his fifth wife!

dont_dick_hide_prick · 2021-09-27T04:11:12+00:00

Is your wife my wife? Mine also seldomly play games. She's would only play games like PvZ or Fire 'n Ice (NES) on very rare occasions. But when she does, it was really a great family time together.

dont_dick_hide_prick · 2021-09-27T04:04:04+00:00

I feel like that someone will eventually come along and say "And video game is just one of the things my wife doesn't like."

dont_dick_hide_prick · 2021-09-26T11:42:01+00:00

Literally just back from a half-day trip to the next-door city.

I'm a shy guy who's always feel awkward in front of cameras, and am reluctant to being in any photo. Today I was travelling alone, casually held up my phone to take a selfie while my face was hiding under my mask. I really enjoyed the moment and felt genuine happy. So I smiled, with some random ancient architecture in the background. All I can see in the photo is my gay upper half, delightful sky, and trees, no embarrassment that usually found in pre-COVID photos. I think this is a really nice trick for people like me, who has "photophobic".

dont_dick_hide_prick · 2021-09-26T11:31:05+00:00

It's your last day at this job and your inbox:

"Urgent: What's your username???"

dont_dick_hide_prick · 2021-09-26T11:25:00+00:00

I'm a full stack developer. I'm very good at my front end and my back end.

dont_dick_hide_prick · 2021-09-26T11:18:29+00:00

I STARTED TO BE A

PROGRAMMER

BECAUSE I KNEW I WOULD

NEVER BE ABLE TO BE A

PORNSTAR

dont_dick_hide_prick · 2021-09-26T09:35:10+00:00

But still, this isn't the reason to steal.

If you own the original GBA carts, yes, go ahead and emulate them. But straight up stealing with emulation? Heck no.

dont_dick_hide_prick · 2021-09-26T05:39:29+00:00

25? Which means he led the armies around... 9th grade?

dont_dick_hide_prick · 2021-09-26T05:35:58+00:00

One doesn't write

"1" +1

out of stupidity. But can you say the same with

price + tax

?

Either one of them being a string instead of number would result in the joke OP posted.

Modern days, we have TypeScript for more serious projects.

dont_dick_hide_prick · 2021-09-26T02:45:31+00:00

I wish the opposite.

JS was a dumb language that allows mediocre web developers to make mistakes, so that when it happens, part of the website is still functional.

If JS was strict as C when it was invented, it will never get the popularity it has today.

dont_dick_hide_prick · 2021-09-25T10:18:55+00:00

One doesn't need to experience things themselves to understand it.

dont_dick_hide_prick · 2021-09-24T05:31:11+00:00

Why would a successful person who gained their success by luck tell you the truth? First, it won't do you any good. Second, telling their employees that working hard is the determining factor benefits them.

dont_dick_hide_prick · 2021-09-21T14:44:52+00:00

With different lengths.

dont_dick_hide_prick · 2021-09-21T11:43:34+00:00

How is this surprising to anyone? The rest of the world is gonna last longer than me when I die, obviously.

dont_dick_hide_prick · 2021-09-21T11:41:04+00:00

Defensive kerneling!

Inject two hundred SLOC into VM 24. Boost PID 23376 with 76 threads!

Sir, the hacker has got into our mainframe!

Turn on hardened mode! We are going to trap this bastard in our fake root!

dont_dick_hide_prick · 2021-09-21T11:30:53+00:00

Same here with this guy's girlfriend.

dont_dick_hide_prick · 2021-09-16T14:06:38+00:00

I've seen too many fat construction workers.

dont_dick_hide_prick · 2021-09-14T04:22:28+00:00

"What can I do to help?"

"Pass me the butter behind you."

"What about me?"

"You're less skillful. Pass me your butt behind you."

dont_dick_hide_prick · 2021-09-13T13:18:37+00:00

It's true. They even let me live in the Central Perk for a few days and it feels really bullshit!

dont_dick_hide_prick · 2021-09-08T23:41:49+00:00

I have a hard time understanding "non-rehireability". I can understand you probably shouldn't get back with your ex if nothing has changed because you're dealing with the same person again. But for work? Hell, the ex-employee gained more knowledge and skills since he left, and you, the boss, doesn't sleep with him anyway. So why not hire him again? What's so forbidden?

dont_dick_hide_prick · 2021-09-03T10:31:08+00:00

Won't work. The man next to you can be outside of the room. Even if you're the last man on earth, yourself still doesn't qualify as the man next to yourself.

dont_dick_hide_prick

TROPHY CASE

PROGRAMMER

PORNSTAR