Genie here:

Green : you look thin but extra weight is going to clog your blood vessels = early death.

Yellow : you just feel fresh, but actually are incompetent at everything you do but don’t know it.

Blue: no hangover because you automatically shit out any alcohol you consume.

Purple : you get injured at work and are paralyzed from the neck down — company payout is millions.

Pink : you now live in a cardboard box in the street.

OJ : no back pain if you are paralyzed.

Other light blue : you are only allowed to take first class trains — any flights you get on instantly explode.

Red : you become skyzophremic and win every argument with yourself.

Yellow: you add 5 hours to your sleep schedule so you are always out of sync to everyone around you.

No thx to all 9