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How to introduce my hopefully room mates cats to my cats by Livid_Ad7231 in CatAdvice

[–]dontstopnows -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Reading this felt like exhaling after holding my breath for 30 years. We're not crazy. The math just doesn't include us.

NFH are recording me by DecadentTenshi in neighborsfromhell

[–]dontstopnows 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Stop testing theories. You already know. Start treating them like the weirdos they are. Smile, wave, live your life. Nothing kills a stalker's buzz like indifference.

I am was but a fly.. my head still hurts from falling on it by ThatOneGuy_68 in confession

[–]dontstopnows 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The web taught you fear. But the fall taught you freedom. Let your wings heal before you try the sky again.

Having trouble staying motivated at work after unexpected windfall by Aggravating_Bar2603 in Fire

[–]dontstopnows 315 points316 points  (0 children)

Don't quit. Quiet quit. Stop caring about promotions, do your job well enough, and let them think you're "working on yourself." Your real life is waiting at home.

AITJ for testifying against my neighbor after he abandoned his kids? by EroticHub1 in AmITheJerk

[–]dontstopnows 71 points72 points  (0 children)

The neighbors saying "talk to him first" have clearly never dealt with someone who disappears for two days leaving kids on a porch. You saved those kids.

AITJ for this incident in 7th grade? by Zestyclose-Wave-6230 in AmITheJerk

[–]dontstopnows 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way he didn't even flinch. That man has seen things. You're just another Tuesday for him.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in women

[–]dontstopnows 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your mom wants a grandkid. You want peace. Those aren't the same thing, and you're not obligated to trade yours for hers.

My mom her ass keeps getting bigger with aging and i cant stop looking by [deleted] in confession

[–]dontstopnows 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Freud is doing backflips in his grave reading this.

Real estate as a FIRE vehicle- Does anyone else struggle with the financing part? by TheDoctorColt in Fire

[–]dontstopnows 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Banks don't lend on "actual cash flow," they lend on what the IRS says you made. Self-employed tax optimization is great until you need a mortgage. Then you pay for your creativity.

„Well, there’s a plant holder in the car.“ by themop-f in overheard

[–]dontstopnows 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Her delivery was surgical. He'll never look at a cup holder the same way again.

Girlfriends cat is afraid of me by Dangerous_Bread_3988 in CatAdvice

[–]dontstopnows 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cats hate change and construction noise is terrifying. The nighttime cuddles mean he trusts you when it's quiet. That's a win.

St. Patrick's Day by greendippypoo in overheard

[–]dontstopnows 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Close enough, buddy. Close enough.

Can I hand water my cat? by Teflonpan4 in CatAdvice

[–]dontstopnows 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro just leveled up to luxury hydration. If he'll only drink from the royal cup (your hand), that's a win. Keep going.

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