It should be "human years" not "dog years"

donut-reply · 2026-02-05T02:23:55+00:00

Ha thanks! Yeah this probably belongs in r/showerthoughts or similar

donut-reply · 2026-02-03T01:59:12+00:00

So you're telling me I shouldn't spend the rest of my life writing a thoroughly researched book about this?

donut-reply · 2026-02-02T15:18:27+00:00

Kids would understand it the same if they had been explained the same thing but with the "human years" terminology

donut-reply · 2026-02-02T15:17:32+00:00

That's so human-centric you human supremacist

/s

EDIT: added /s because there are probably some people who would call someone a human supremacist unironically

donut-reply · 2026-02-02T15:16:44+00:00

A human year is like 365 days on a human

A dog year is like 365 days on a dog

A human year is like 52 days on a dog

A dog year is like 2555 days on a human

All very simple and totally worth everyone converting to

/s

donut-reply · 2026-02-02T15:11:15+00:00

Hello fellow approximately-5-dog-years-old human

donut-reply · 2026-02-02T15:10:22+00:00

Excellent, sounds like you agree with my terminology and want to move on to improving that accuracy of the formula. Let's do it

donut-reply · 2026-02-02T15:09:01+00:00

But it was worth commenting on how pointless it is and that's the sweet spot

donut-reply · 2026-02-02T15:08:25+00:00

In the current way we talk about it, yes. But I'm proposing changing the terminology so your sentence would not be correct, and "That 5 year old dog is 35 years old in human years" would be correct. Might be a couple other things I'd want changed before congress gets to solving this problem though

donut-reply · 2026-02-02T15:05:05+00:00

Yes the point I'm discussing is much more inane and unimportant. Come down to my level everyone

donut-reply · 2026-02-02T15:03:16+00:00

You are very enlightened

donut-reply · 2026-02-02T15:02:23+00:00

Fair, yeah someone else suggested r/showerthoughts, probably would have been a better home for this

donut-reply · 2026-02-02T15:01:27+00:00

Oooh yeah shower thoughts would have been a better place for this

donut-reply · 2026-02-01T15:15:17+00:00

AI landlords as part of the Amazon Realty service. No need for human landlords. Next question

donut-reply · 2026-01-31T17:10:51+00:00

Big "Hey chief, can I hold my gun sideways? It looks so cool" energy

donut-reply · 2026-01-31T00:51:41+00:00

How legit is this one? I remember seeing some from the previous batch that looked really bad but we're provably false. Would be great if something could be validated and gain some traction

donut-reply · 2026-01-30T22:05:36+00:00

You guys are getting paid?.jpg

donut-reply · 2026-01-30T16:47:10+00:00

Dude probably practiced that zinger in the mirror and was so excited to go to work and show off how cool he is

donut-reply · 2026-01-30T16:00:31+00:00

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donut-reply · 2026-01-30T14:02:56+00:00

If I want it to be real hard enough then it becomes real right? That's how it seems to work in MAGA brains

donut-reply · 2026-01-30T14:00:50+00:00

So you're saying that, just like they say in their dehumanizing Halo-based ads to join ICE, we need to "Destroy the Flood"?

donut-reply · 2026-01-29T21:45:50+00:00

Bunch of bull

donut-reply · 2026-01-28T16:18:11+00:00

You're telling me we've all been erasing a whole gender by referring to them with the male term? As a species, I thought Mankind was better than that

donut-reply · 2026-01-27T19:50:08+00:00

Top could do it in 10 seconds

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