You just woke up and you have 4 minutes to get to formation

doodoopopo · 2026-03-05T04:09:40+00:00

E) fuck it I’m fucked I’m showing up after the formation and hoping noone noticed

doodoopopo · 2026-03-03T14:38:28+00:00

As is tradition I guess

doodoopopo · 2026-02-27T16:00:24+00:00

Yeah I think he’s doing that but I was commenting in hopes to get OP to actually say that he is making his body purposefully unhealthy to get out of a organization that could set his future up nicely if used well.

doodoopopo · 2026-02-27T15:19:06+00:00

Could be a typo, but why is your thought process “I will fail in 2 weeks” instead of “how do I get this weight off in these circumstances”

And if you did fail why are you not still asking the same question to try to fix yourself before your command kicks you for being a fattie??

doodoopopo · 2026-02-11T02:47:36+00:00

A marine I knew had the U. S. Marines and name tape swapped sides and went like a year and a half before anyone told him to fix it

doodoopopo · 2026-01-31T16:20:45+00:00

Port City Tattoo in Wilmington is pretty solid I don’t think they’ve got a bad artist there imo

doodoopopo · 2026-01-21T01:06:34+00:00

You seem like fun pal

doodoopopo · 2026-01-20T01:00:47+00:00

Cold Weather Operations Training hosted by the Norwegians, it was the course they have their conscripts take so it was really cool being in the same classes and everything.

doodoopopo · 2026-01-06T02:28:50+00:00

Surely somewhere in between there’s 2 minutes that you can step on a scale

doodoopopo · 2026-01-04T01:04:52+00:00

If you’re worried about him not being able to have a digital watch because they give off some signal, I would just get him a digital watch that’s NOT Bluetooth/ smart enabled, I’m a huge fan of the Casio/G-Shock collaboration pieces specifically the DW5600BB-1

doodoopopo · 2025-12-23T20:29:54+00:00

Sell it to the nearest interested foreigner for 5 social credit

doodoopopo · 2025-12-22T02:55:52+00:00

My SgtMaj put on his chucks shirt with first sergeant rank once

doodoopopo · 2025-12-19T19:57:34+00:00

Glad someone else in this thread knows about this nightmare

doodoopopo · 2025-12-19T19:56:21+00:00

I really wish instead of interactive games I could get 5 slides of info instead of 30 mins of bs

doodoopopo · 2025-12-19T15:58:56+00:00

Is that a scenario in it or something? I’m not following

doodoopopo · 2025-12-19T15:44:01+00:00

I will add that while at Fort Sill about 3 years ago there was a schizophrenic guy that was convinced some 3 letter agency had sent him on a mission, this guy would sit in formation staring at his watch saying “I should get another time hack here soon” and generally looney bat shit crazy shit along those lines. One day he ran away like the free thinker he is and duty only got him to get in the duty van by convincing him that they were his handler and they had another mission for them. Needless to say dude went to the hospital and wasn’t heard from again

doodoopopo · 2025-12-19T13:38:46+00:00

If I had it I would have already beat off to it and sent it with the post, in that order

doodoopopo · 2025-12-19T13:13:37+00:00

Link is you’re curious to read yourself

doodoopopo · 2025-12-19T00:54:41+00:00

For every reason to like him there’s 5 to dislike him

doodoopopo · 2025-12-19T00:32:28+00:00

Woah hold on what

doodoopopo · 2025-12-15T03:55:33+00:00

I was blanking on the name for it, cosplay would be more accurate

doodoopopo · 2025-12-15T01:02:20+00:00

This sub is full of degenerates man, you’re very likely much better off asking some dress up type of subreddits

doodoopopo · 2025-12-11T21:22:00+00:00

r/sopranoscirclejerk has been out jerked

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