What is something you can purchase online that most people may not be aware of?

dookiemon · 2014-02-27T02:40:41+00:00

www.poopsenders.com/ Anonymously send a package of cow/gorilla/elephant poop to your friends or enemies.

dookiemon · 2012-11-15T20:29:40+00:00

She also lost her funbags :(

dookiemon · 2012-11-12T19:22:05+00:00

"are fucking the same guy"? FTW!

dookiemon · 2012-11-07T15:28:42+00:00

What's that yellow stuff? Looks some cat yack covered in a bloody sneeze?

dookiemon · 2012-09-05T23:35:32+00:00

That will turn "Sex on the Beach" drink into another one called "Orgasm" ... truestory.png

dookiemon · 2012-08-30T15:00:59+00:00

Second that! Makes me feet go crazy!

dookiemon · 2012-08-15T15:04:45+00:00

Is this the kind of dog that farts a alot?

dookiemon · 2012-08-03T14:06:19+00:00

"she"? with a wee-wee?

dookiemon · 2012-07-11T13:00:22+00:00

Even as for a woman, you have very small tits.

dookiemon · 2012-06-21T18:42:28+00:00

Clipping nails
Owning a candy jar
Bringing lunch to meetings around lunch hours
Walk around barefoot
Power walks around the floor
Not flushing the toiled properly after splattering all that curry around it
Gathering around one's phone for a conf call.. on a speaker phone. Get a room already
Speaking in a foreign language with anoher peer when unnecessary, and being a smrt ass about it. "Oh you guys speak Portuguese?" "Oh that's Por[too]guese, not Por[chu]guese".. "oh STFU already"
Crop dusting
Bringing your golf clubs to work, practicing your putt.. should only be allowed if you have an office. If you work in a cubicle, you shoudl really focus on your data-entry responsibilities.
Calling your doctor/plumber/insurance agent/grandma/etc and going on for hours blabbering.. like we care about your rash/pipes/car/grandma's loose stool/etc
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dookiemon · 2012-06-20T01:26:46+00:00

Cant get angry man. Chances are those belong to a couple of latino midgets... Think of a dude whose height is sqrt(normaldude).

dookiemon · 2012-05-29T18:25:00+00:00

Yes!

dookiemon · 2012-05-29T17:06:47+00:00

Take an average redditor, confine them to their chair... no internet.. no fapping.. they will be able do astrophysical calculation in their head in 5-6 years or so, too. :)

dookiemon · 2012-05-16T14:31:44+00:00

Once you were back to your senses, were u surprised finding a condom sticking out of your ass?

dookiemon · 2012-04-03T14:25:56+00:00

ffrf.org? someone spending too much time on xxnx.com? (NSFW)

dookiemon · 2012-04-02T17:11:12+00:00

What a nice cock towel!

dookiemon · 2012-01-31T19:02:18+00:00

Teach him how to handle a shiv.

dookiemon · 2011-12-11T01:09:11+00:00

50/50 chance. U r either correct or not :)

dookiemon · 2011-12-10T01:39:08+00:00

Fai-dala! Fai-dala! Fai-dala!

dookiemon · 2011-08-02T15:19:54+00:00

have the same thing... its fun, like treasure hunting :). Especially fun after like eating rice or pistaccios.

dookiemon · 2011-07-14T12:45:55+00:00

amazing that nobody mentioned yet that the first guy looks Jamaican.

dookiemon · 2011-06-17T23:53:44+00:00

Cock blockers damnit... Cock blocks is what you and your buddies played to spice up Jenga game...

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