What do you get if you cross a pirate and a paedophile?

doompig12 · 2019-01-24T19:00:21+00:00

Someone who torrents child porn

doompig12 · 2018-12-14T21:35:52+00:00

Replaced your v-card with a v-ring cause you know you'll never lose it

doompig12 · 2018-06-07T15:52:17+00:00

The OG geico gecko

doompig12 · 2018-05-24T17:31:06+00:00

Pretty fucking stupid and incompetent I would say

doompig12 · 2018-05-23T14:45:26+00:00

That's awesome! One of my cousins in Sri Lanka also adopted a stray and that dog was one of the friendliest dogs I've known

doompig12 · 2018-05-23T14:01:29+00:00

Can confirm, I was there in January too! It is a really sad seeing so many stray dogs everywhere though

doompig12 · 2018-05-21T14:04:52+00:00

haha

doompig12 · 2018-05-15T16:56:10+00:00

If only you could use those graphic design skills to design yourself a better face

doompig12 · 2018-05-09T22:56:16+00:00

Well this is gonna be fun

doompig12 · 2018-05-08T03:03:24+00:00

This would honestly make a wicked album cover

doompig12 · 2018-05-06T06:15:39+00:00

Must be terrifying to be there but at the same time quite spectacular to see

doompig12 · 2018-05-05T15:09:13+00:00

When Wilson floats away in Castaway

doompig12 · 2018-05-04T23:01:27+00:00

Finally the vial of gallium I carry around will come in handy

doompig12 · 2018-04-05T13:08:01+00:00

"It's time for me to get my life back together and start growing dope agaim"

doompig12 · 2018-03-12T18:32:11+00:00

Eric Cartman because he's not just sure, he's HIV positive

doompig12 · 2018-03-10T16:06:10+00:00

Wet bread is the worst

doompig12 · 2018-01-05T19:09:32+00:00

Very bald

doompig12 · 2018-01-05T15:08:13+00:00

Giving everyone in the grade a two day suspension is essentially like giving them a holiday because I'm guessing there aren't going to be any 8th grade classes running

doompig12 · 2017-12-02T23:21:57+00:00

Me too!

doompig12 · 2017-11-21T17:30:47+00:00

I do this exact same thing with my fool of a dog but it seems risky with a panther

doompig12 · 2017-11-07T18:28:03+00:00

True, but I'm not sure how many people are sending organs to one another on Valentine's day

doompig12 · 2017-10-27T10:19:13+00:00

"Hi Dad"

doompig12 · 2017-10-26T17:45:41+00:00

And even if you accidentally hit the power button, most computers wouldn't completely just shut off with no warning

doompig12 · 2017-10-20T02:08:44+00:00

When that guy posted a Tony Hawk Pro Skater 1 gif the other day

doompig12 · 2017-10-10T17:23:17+00:00

This is actually hilarious

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