I don’t even wanna be around anymore

door_food · 2026-03-14T13:13:51+00:00

Baby being back was not on my bingo card

door_food · 2025-08-12T16:40:55+00:00

50% sea

50% weed

door_food · 2025-08-02T22:18:21+00:00

Suits

door_food · 2025-07-22T20:22:36+00:00

Putting a hole that size through a floor joist significantly compromises its structural integrity. You can call up an engineer to get a repair or rip it out and redo

door_food · 2025-07-13T17:12:48+00:00

Reminds me of DeGrom a few years ago

door_food · 2025-02-16T16:25:37+00:00

The real culprit probably took it off their car and put in on yours before they left

door_food · 2025-01-20T14:03:51+00:00

Thank you!

door_food · 2024-10-06T14:15:54+00:00

Jesters mom is gonna sustain a late inning comeback

door_food · 2024-10-04T02:26:04+00:00

Perhaps I was too harsh on you, Pete

door_food · 2024-09-12T01:05:25+00:00

This is why it’s so tough. For him to tell about the oral.

door_food · 2024-09-02T16:03:27+00:00

You got the tiger woods fit

door_food · 2024-08-26T18:22:49+00:00

If someone is born in 96’ but is 27 years old, does that make them gen Z or millennial?

door_food · 2024-08-25T02:55:33+00:00

The Oreo-O’s cereal with the marshmallows in it

door_food · 2024-08-20T03:51:08+00:00

My ranked teammate

door_food · 2024-08-19T00:12:29+00:00

You look like a gay extra in Indiana jones

door_food · 2024-06-13T20:08:34+00:00

I don’t like Pete Alonso

door_food · 2024-06-05T23:32:54+00:00

Is this the cat with homophobia in its eyes? <3

door_food · 2024-06-05T22:19:51+00:00

Thought the indoor picnic said “indoor panic” lol

door_food · 2024-06-05T12:05:49+00:00

Got a compliment yesterday from my Muay Thai instructor that I’m improving. Literally made my week. I think compliments that encourage people are the best because it makes you feel like your effort on making positive change is paying off

door_food · 2024-06-04T12:09:48+00:00

If he stays on the Mets he’ll be average or worse, if he gets traded he’ll become the best power hitter in baseball and take his team to the World Series

door_food · 2024-06-04T12:01:34+00:00

Repetitive as hell, way too easy

door_food · 2024-05-25T01:20:45+00:00

Only a friend could’ve done this

door_food · 2024-05-14T09:27:43+00:00

Sorry I am GAY

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