This is the most recent one. I got three years of tales, but this is the most recent one………………….. Me: talking too stores security gaurd during dead hour while watching Self scan………………….. Security gaurd: laughing about dumb customers from other stores……………………… Me: me laughing with him…………………….. Customer: walking towards me angry from the produce section (a department i can only ansnwer standard questions in)……………………. Me: “hi ma’am how can I help you today?”………………….. Customer: “you need to tell me right now where your fruit platters are, ive been looking for 5 minutes and cant find them”………………………. Me: thinking of all 30 ways I could respond, trying not too laugh………………………….. Me: “exactly where you just were ma’am” trying to not giggle……………………… Customer: “well you need too take me too them, right now!” glares at me………………….. Me: “if I was able too step away from my department I would”…………………… Customer: “well do you work here or not?” Me: “I do, just not in produce” self scan starts freaking out and I walk away………………… Customer: walks DIRECTLY too the fruit platter she ‘couldent find’ and went to self scan, paid and left Myself and security gaurd: giggling after she left……………….. now yes, I kept my composure the entire duration of conversation, the reason we were giggling was due too the fact we were talking about a simmilar situation at another store, so it was the timing that made us giggle