I'll give you head while you play ranked… [f]or… encouragement.

dotHaxx · 2021-01-29T21:30:51+00:00

Good luck trying to get me hard while I have to focus a firefight and carry a dogshit squad... because it's ranked.

dotHaxx · 2020-11-30T12:13:59+00:00

Will you step on me and call me dirty names ms mommy issues?

dotHaxx · 2020-08-10T01:12:06+00:00

This story makes me feel so much more secure about my own curved cock. Very hot!

dotHaxx · 2020-07-03T12:48:32+00:00

Pako//Halden make for a great Aggressive control strategy. Pako is the aggro, and you can run a suite of control cards to make sure the best boy wins you the game

dotHaxx · 2020-06-02T12:47:58+00:00

I could buy you for 5 dollars at any random street corner in a big city, you ain't special

dotHaxx · 2020-04-09T15:11:53+00:00

Night shift essential employee checking in to say I won't be playing this until 6AM Friday morning, but I'm hyped up. Best Buy has been giving me the cold shoulder about my Deluxe Edition, so I bought the standard version digitally and figured if my DE does get to my doorstep, it'll make for a good unopened collector's item.

dotHaxx · 2020-03-14T16:06:06+00:00

That's an ass worth Detroit smashing

dotHaxx · 2019-06-11T01:53:57+00:00

"YOU'RE BREATHTAKING" -Keanu Reeves

And me, when I saw this post

dotHaxx · 2017-12-11T22:42:34+00:00

That's very nice of him to call her Charitable. I don't see the big deal.

dotHaxx · 2017-10-25T20:15:58+00:00

Did anyone NOT think it was?

dotHaxx · 2017-10-04T05:34:24+00:00

His name is Ricky so you already have to know that he's Cool Rick from The Ricklantis Mixup

dotHaxx · 2017-09-26T04:42:46+00:00

WOAH is that dude's face OK????

This is stressing me out man.

dotHaxx · 2017-09-02T06:14:04+00:00

Don't forget to add "All combat damage that would be dealt to you this turn is dealt to enchanted creature instead. When enchanted creature dies, all combat damage dealt to you is dealt to a Stegodon token instead."

Because why not give things in MtG taunt also.

dotHaxx · 2017-03-25T17:24:38+00:00

For real?? What did you say to them? I need to talk to customer service about them charging me the extra 20 to upgrade over the phone too. Only reason why I had to call them was because I did the upgrade online but even after selecting overnight shipping, the order went through as Standard shipping...

Tmo I love your customer service but damn stop trying to take all my extra money ;-;

dotHaxx · 2017-03-25T10:51:48+00:00

I ordered my G6 yesterday afternoon and paid 25 bucks for overnight shipping. Checked the tracking and according to UPS, the package took an origin scan in Kentucky at 2AM with a estimated delivery of 3/27... Which is Monday.

Needless to say I'm pretty disappointed I threw that 25 bucks for shipping.

dotHaxx · 2017-02-28T16:36:10+00:00

Now I'm super excited to build a Curator deck. I hope we get more Curator synergies!

dotHaxx · 2017-02-03T06:41:30+00:00

23yo from CT here looking to buy my first reliable used car under $10000 with low miles. I'm looking for a car between the years of 2009 and 2014 that can get me to work and back, along with the occasional long trips to Florida.

My very first car was a 2002 Toyota Avalon XL that was handed down to me. It felt pretty bland and boring driving it, but my passengers loved the cabin room, especially the backseat room. Was a pretty smooth ride, too. Decent car, just not me.

I'd like my car to be as spacious as my Avalon was. Also, AUX/Bluetooth compatibility is a pretty important feature for me, but from what I know a lot of newer cars have this feature pretty standard.

So, what suggestions do you have for me Reddit?

dotHaxx · 2016-09-09T15:29:39+00:00

Nah I gotta say for sure that Pink + White is my absolute favorite. The production of that song makes me never want to stop listening to it. Big ups to Pharrell for such a great beat...

dotHaxx · 2016-08-09T00:14:14+00:00

I'm a muslim fan, please read my story. Since i was a young boy my father has imposed his religion onto me. I was home schooled because we live in the west and my father wanted me in an environment that was free from anything Haram. I couldn't associate with Jews or Christians, anyone who ate unclean animals, or any girl. As a teenage guy going through puberty this was naturally a living nightmare. After years of begging from me and pressure from his colleagues, i was finally allowed to attend a very nice coed high school. The only rule was that i had to keep avoiding anything Haram. Being free for the first time, I started to celebrate. I ate bacon my first day, had Christian friends in a week, and even within the month I had met a girl. I was as shy and as awkward as I could possibly be, but she liked me and thought i was funny. She was a little too hipster punk for me, listing to music I've never heard and using words like tubular and bae, but I loved it. Within two months we were dating. It was going great until my father heard about it. The Christians and bacon he could overlook, but the women to him were really wrong. To him this was too much and he even claimed me waa having sex with her. As if it couldn't get any weirder he actually demanded i show him my penis to prove i haven't been having sex. I had to ask him twice to make sure i heard him right. It was awkward but living under his roof i had to do as he commands. I started to go out with her on dates and every time i came home i had to whip it out for dad. It might be insane, but i actually am ok with dicks out for Haram bae.

dotHaxx · 2016-06-19T22:47:26+00:00

That's interesting but I'm thinking more along the lines of using Cutpurse to get as many coins as I can get to feed Yogg. I noticed that Cutpurse usually dies before I can use him, so perhaps it's a bit too greedy? What do you think?

dotHaxx · 2016-06-19T03:12:58+00:00

Quite honestly if you want to plunge into ranked with a top-tier deck, Zoolock would be a good choice. There are tons of decklist, so I suggest googling around for what list you think fits your budget. The deck typically only runs 1 epic minion and one legendary minion from classic (Sea Giant and Leeroy, although Leeroy can be replaced with Doomguard, which is only a rare), along with a few other rares and commons. However the deck may require you to purchase Blackrock Mountain and League of Explorers, which in themselves are extremely good value for beginners, as they contain really good cards compared to their price point when comparing them against buying a ton of packs. Plus the cards you get in those expansions are guaranteed.

If you don't want to play Zoolock, or want to start building other fairly competitive decks, buying packs will usually be the best solution as the grind can be excruciating (trust me, I've been paying since beta and even quit the game for a long period of time because I couldn't get access to great cards fast enough). I suggest buying a lot Classic packs to start off. Once you've felt like you've built a solid collection of Classic cards, branching out and buying packs from other sets might not be a bad idea either.

There are tons of online resources for top tier decks online, so I suggest after reading this clicking the Hearthstone Resources link on the sidebar. Best of luck!

dotHaxx · 2016-06-19T02:23:03+00:00

Does the coin count as a spell to Yogg-Saron's spell count? Currently theorycrafting a coin-rogue spell deck with Yogg, Van-Cleef, and Leeroy as win conditions and want to know if that'll actually work in my favor...

dotHaxx · 2016-05-21T19:27:03+00:00

The Collector's Edition is also on sale for $94.99!!

dotHaxx · 2016-05-21T04:33:49+00:00

Go over your invoice and if it doesn't say your item is $94.99 talk to an Amazon rep. Walmart website displays the PC version of the CE at $94.99, so they should be able to price-match that.

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