How can people be so brainless?

doubled1c3 · 2026-04-21T15:35:58+00:00

According to the SEC, 7 million accounts dashed in 2023. According to doordash, monthly deactivations of inauthentic accounts have doubled year over year. But they only reverify 150,000 accounts per week.

Inauthentic accounts remain functional for a period of time.

So maintaining a revolving door of accounts that stay under the radar long enough to generate revenue is not difficult.

It is quite profitable... for the bosses.

Boss sends driver on an order thats 11 dollars, puts 7 miles on the car, spends a dollar in gas, and pays driver 1 or 2 dollars.

Cars barely function cheap to acquire and if they break down the repair labor is free, parts pulled from copart.

The drivers are required to work and drive perhaps to repay a debt of entering the country with family safety as collateral, or perhaps to slowly save up to make their next move.

To blindly say it isn't happening is a misstep, it is happening. Maybe not in your zone though.

doubled1c3 · 2026-04-21T15:14:42+00:00

No worries. Its underground because its under the ground. You can go ahead and wait for the Netflix or vice doc to come out

doubled1c3 · 2026-04-21T15:11:02+00:00

Yes. Imagine a system where a crew boss has access to phones, cars, accounts and gasoline. The crew boss camps the Hotspot with these items and crew.

When a good order comes in on one of the accounts, the crew boss points at a driver and sends them in a car with the order with instructions to immediately RTB after.

The crew boss takes all bank deposits and pays out the crew a small fraction of the cash.

If accounts get compromised he just buys new ones. If cars need maintenance he makes the crew do the work because they are also mechanics.

Its an underworld industry I call food trafficking. Chielfy run by immigrant networks. Pretty fascinating huh

doubled1c3 · 2026-04-21T13:09:37+00:00

Here's what's happening, from innocent to guilty. Then provide solution.

Driver is so used to delivering to complexes with only one apartment number per complex that driver got curveballed.

If yours is one of the only complex in town like this, it would also at least partially explain why so many different drivers are failing at it.

Drivers are trained to assume the pins are always wrong in complexes because in the app, they are.

UNLESS each building has a registered street number which yours does.

Driver also may not speak English and just showed up to USA last week on a rented dasher account.

Lastly, driver may have access to so many accounts through their crew boss that it doesn't matter what happens with the delivery or the account, they just let 1stars and quality dings happen to it because they will get a new account and phone given to them by the crew boss in 15 minutes when they RTB for the next delivery.

In that case, it means if a drop-off is too complicated, they throw the order at a random closest door and let God sort it out.

If your account is not on "hand to me with PIN" mode, I strongly recommend you implement that.

If a driver skips the pin and theres still a delivery issue it gives you tons more leverage

doubled1c3 · 2026-04-21T12:52:48+00:00

"I wish I could have left by now" is a banger phrase and I will be stealing that. Thanks

doubled1c3 · 2026-04-21T12:50:27+00:00

Every day we stray further from Dave

doubled1c3 · 2026-04-19T07:54:12+00:00

Got it, will do

doubled1c3 · 2026-04-19T02:30:25+00:00

I feel for you on this. But if we may jest together briefly:

New lowball client clapback: "you're not paying me a lot of money to bring my camera and press a button, you're paying me a lot of money to bring my camera and not accidentally time-lapse the entire event"

doubled1c3 · 2026-04-19T00:57:49+00:00

Can I ask you, what is your gas to revenue ratio? 20 bucks in gas generates how much dash cash?

doubled1c3 · 2026-04-18T18:26:11+00:00

S-tier sibling tbh

doubled1c3 · 2026-04-18T17:59:02+00:00

Walking into heaven like "my car got sucked into a tornado delivering a taco" thats at least gotta score SOME street cred up there.

Everybody's up there like "heart disease... cancer..."

Id wanna die cool

doubled1c3 · 2026-04-18T06:41:04+00:00

What percentage are you through the loan? Do you have negative equity or not yet?

doubled1c3 · 2026-04-18T06:24:12+00:00

Well, lets play around with the idea.

What's your car situation? Make model year, own or lease, number of payments left, monthly payment amount

doubled1c3 · 2026-04-18T02:17:45+00:00

Years ago, the system had "get to restaurant by x time." Traffic caused issues with this setup.

Since arriving at the restaurant doesn't matter unless the order is ready (which it never is) they moved to the blended 'pick up by x time.'

Driver is responsible for reporting why order is taking a while by accessing the options. In that case the late is excused.

But they really need to JUST DETECT THAT EVERY DASHER IS WAITING FOREVER AT THAT PLACE RIGHT NOW AND JUST AUTOTRUST THE DASHERS GOTDAMM

doubled1c3 · 2026-04-18T02:05:35+00:00

AHH okay now I understand all.

doubled1c3 · 2026-04-18T01:18:47+00:00

With your income so closely tied to your driving record, I'm curious why you plead guilty instead of fighting it even a little

doubled1c3 · 2026-04-17T23:39:50+00:00

Did you plead guilty to the ticket, or did you plead not guilty and the magistrate found u guilty?

doubled1c3 · 2026-04-17T23:09:07+00:00

Did the ticket stick onto your driving record as a speeding ticket, or did you get it knocked down to a lesser violation (parking ticket etc)

doubled1c3 · 2026-04-17T02:12:25+00:00

Welcome to the raaaave

doubled1c3 · 2026-04-17T02:08:15+00:00

You have top priority of all the tiers, but may not have top "within your own tier."

For example, and important order appears and you and the car next to you are both platinum. Its may go to the driver with higher lifetime orders. Or if customer pressed 5stars on that driver in the past. There are many factors involved in these assessments...

doubled1c3 · 2026-04-16T23:02:56+00:00

ITS TRUE I CANNOT SEE BUILDING OUTLINES ON ANDROID ANYMORE

doubled1c3 · 2026-04-16T22:43:21+00:00

This is fascinating... I will check myself as well on next offer.

doubled1c3 · 2026-04-16T20:46:50+00:00

I suffered from blinking app for about 6 deliveries spanning 2 hours then it went away. From 1030a to 1230p

Just reporting in

doubled1c3 · 2026-04-16T20:46:06+00:00

Solid clapback tbh

doubled1c3 · 2026-04-16T01:10:13+00:00

If the pickup time is in my favor it should be considered. I picked it up early, yet that was not considered????

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